Now, here's MY take on it:
BILL would IMMEDIATELY command control of the situation, putting the hostages at ease while trying to talk down the captors. HILLARY would talk Universal Health Care for each of them and their families if they turned themselves in, while CHELSEA would invite them to a graceful dance across the floor. Not to be outdone, JENNA and BARBARA would pull out their secret stash of liquor and charm them with a tabletop dance ... while LAURA would set about cooking a four-course meal and teach them to read. Then of course GEORGE would put his foot in his mouth; his crazy rantings would drive their captors crazy; not even the efforts of the CLINTONS and the BUSH ladies would calm them down.
Then, miraculously, Jimmy CARTER would come in and offer himself as a hostage. Between BILL's soothing voice and JIMMY's calming presence, the hostage-takers would eventually give in and let them all - yes, even GEORGE (though grudgingly), go safely.
How close am I?!
2007-12-09
16:18:50
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