This is a guide circulating on the Internet because as everyone knows, you have to have yellow ribbons on your car to be patriotic.
1-5 Ribbons: You're basically with Al Qaeda. Try harder, Osama.
5-10 Ribbons: Better, but you're more in line with France and their seething anti-Americanism than with us. Keep going.
10-15 Ribbons: Now we're getting somewhere. You're in the "dirty hippie" region, though. Go burn a flag, Fonda.
15-20 Ribbons: Yer doin' a heckuva job. Bonus points for "Abortion is murder" stickers, and 20 bonus points for an ULTRA-rare Bush/Cheney sticker. This sticker is so rare after 2004 that it is considered an endangered species.
20+ Ribbons: When you bought these, did all profits go to support the troops? Ah, it doesn't matter. At least your neighbors will know that your life consists of apple pie, baseball games, and hatin' gays. ULTIMATE WIN, SOCCER MOM!
BTW, to those on the right: this is satire, don't run out and buy ribbons.
2007-07-03
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