This is a guide circulating on the Internet because as everyone knows, you have to have yellow ribbons on your car to be patriotic.
1-5 Ribbons: You're basically with Al Qaeda. Try harder, Osama.
5-10 Ribbons: Better, but you're more in line with France and their seething anti-Americanism than with us. Keep going.
10-15 Ribbons: Now we're getting somewhere. You're in the "dirty hippie" region, though. Go burn a flag, Fonda.
15-20 Ribbons: Yer doin' a heckuva job. Bonus points for "Abortion is murder" stickers, and 20 bonus points for an ULTRA-rare Bush/Cheney sticker. This sticker is so rare after 2004 that it is considered an endangered species.
20+ Ribbons: When you bought these, did all profits go to support the troops? Ah, it doesn't matter. At least your neighbors will know that your life consists of apple pie, baseball games, and hatin' gays. ULTIMATE WIN, SOCCER MOM!
BTW, to those on the right: this is satire, don't run out and buy ribbons.
2007-07-03 05:25:13 · 11 answers · asked by guess 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Is that how you further political discussion by posting stupid chain email? Is that all you have to add to the national debate? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this subject or are you just going to continue plagiarizing people.
My offense comes from your assertion that us on the right can't understand the oh so intelligent satire of this and will go out and paste our cars with ribbons. I won't be buying any ribbons but I might just buy the tenement you live in and evict your dumb azz.
2007-07-03 05:37:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Clever. Let's not also forget to put a flag on the antenna of our Ford Expedition and throw a bumper sticker on the back. Am I Republican enough yet?
2007-07-03 12:32:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
What happened to tying a ribbon around your tree?
2007-07-03 12:29:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just like when conservatives give to god they only do it if they are recognized for it. Let me know when you find a ribbon made in the U.S.
2007-07-03 12:33:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sorry they will clash with my Will Work For Peace bumper sticker. Do I get any points for that sticker?
2007-07-03 12:32:21 · answer #5 · answered by gone 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Do you get double points if you buy your stupid "made in china" ribbon at Sprawl-Mart?
2007-07-03 12:28:01 · answer #6 · answered by nellbelle7 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
" If you want Justice ~ Pray for Peace..." Point value?
2007-07-05 11:13:56 · answer #7 · answered by carys 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not a very comical satire at all though
2007-07-03 12:39:01 · answer #8 · answered by Adam of the wired 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I enjoyed the giggle :)
2007-07-03 12:28:50 · answer #9 · answered by pip 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
BWAH! Now that's funny!
2007-07-03 12:33:16 · answer #10 · answered by feline11105 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋