A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking Vegas
hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the
Hooker, "How much do you charge?"
Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."
Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Holy crap. No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"
The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"
"Yes."
"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"
"Yes."
"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"
"Yes."
"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."
Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try."
They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that He just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow- job is $1,000?"
The hooker replies, "$1,500."
"I wouldn't pay that for a bl**-job!"
The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the Street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a b***-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific Hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another Year or so, and says, "Sign me up." Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but He feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience.
He asks the hooker, "How much for some p***y?"
The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you
something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out be fore us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and show places?"
"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"
"No," the hooker replies, "*but I would if I had a p***y."
2007-06-05 23:52:56 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics
When Bill Clinton moves back into the White House on Jan 20, 2009?
2007-06-05 23:52:30 · 12 answers · asked by flushles 3 in Politics
Why does the new set of laws seem to favour the illigal immigrants more than the people who are actually trying to enter the US legally?
2007-06-05 23:50:12 · 9 answers · asked by tanzaniancameljockey 3 in Immigration
and can Iraq ask America for war reparations since it was invaded without a cause?
I believe it clud? what do you honestly think?
2007-06-05 23:49:15 · 14 answers · asked by anibseder 1 in Immigration
If it is...how much money does it have to pay for reparations to all the countries of the world for the damage on global warming?
2007-06-05 23:44:20 · 13 answers · asked by anibseder 1 in Immigration
I would like to work and act as a honorary diplomate of other countries in my country /or to other countries , I would like to find a way to act as a diplomat with no cost or Fees ( there are web sites-companies that offers such services with a very high fees more than 10 000 US dollars ) ,but I would like a proces that provides me with the capability to act as a diplomate because I have the atributes to act so and because I have lots of intelectual , educational , and linguistic capability which enable me to be a great firnished diplomat for diplomatic activities and as a diplomate intity , so could any body finds a way to candidate myself as a honorary diplomat ?
2007-06-05 23:44:05 · 1 answers · asked by aranalanian 1 in Immigration
Brief Overview of Congressman Paul's Record:
He has never voted to raise taxes.
He has never voted for an unbalanced budget.
He has never voted for a federal restriction on gun ownership.
He has never voted to raise congressional pay.
He has never taken a government-paid junket.
He has never voted to increase the power of the executive branch.
He voted against the Patriot Act.
He voted against regulating the Internet.
He voted against the Iraq war.
He does not participate in the lucrative congressional pension program.
He returns a portion of his annual congressional office budget to the U.S. treasury every year.
"We have lost our way and strayed from the free society our founders secured from us in the constitution" - Ron Paul.
2007-06-05 23:41:08 · 4 answers · asked by RON PAUL for President 2008 2 in Civic Participation
if 3.5% of the total populations is a threat to America, then I dont think america is that strong of a country....
SHANKERS!
2007-06-05 23:40:39 · 14 answers · asked by anibseder 1 in Immigration
2007-06-05 23:38:59 · 1 answers · asked by M J 3 in Civic Participation
In fact Ahmadinejad said:
"the regime occupying Jerusalem must vanish from the page of time"
ie it was a rejection of a political ideology
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahmoud_Ahmadinejad_and_Israel#Translation_of_phrase_.22wiped_off_the_map.22
2007-06-05 23:35:38 · 18 answers · asked by JW 1 in Politics
2007-06-05 23:29:39 · 2 answers · asked by lauandy.12345 1 in Military
U.S. citizens fought for this country, and many died. Why don't Mexicans go back to their country by the tens of millions, and demonstrate around their government offices?
Have some courage instead of destroying our land. There are too many people in this country--millions of species are going extinct!
What a small percentage of illegal employers want is not what the average U.S. citizen wants.
2007-06-05 23:23:49 · 6 answers · asked by H. Scot 4 in Civic Participation
Let alone the fact that the quote is another Bush administration lie:
In fact Ahmadinejad said:
"the regime occupying Jerusalem must vanish from the page of time"
ie it was a rejection of a political ideology
2007-06-05 23:15:51 · 13 answers · asked by JW 1 in Politics
2007-06-05 23:10:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics
As an Englishman i am amazed when i hear Americans using this phrase, ive never heard it before.Its amazing what you learn on here.Yesterday, i learnt that the USA won WW2 single handedly and also the USA is the only country who gives aid to African countries.Today i learn that Americans invented apple pie.I think i may burn my history books.
2007-06-05 23:04:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics
I don't have a problem with Mexicans coming here looking for a better life, that's what this country is all about. Just do it legally. And, if you are an illegal, do not compare yourself to the people who came to Ellis Island. You have nothing in common with them. They came here in the middle of the day and went through the process, to the letter. Sneaking across the border in the middle of the night, hiding from the police, doesn't sound like Ellis Island to me. Just do it legally and I'll personally put out the welcome mat.
2007-06-05 22:54:55 · 11 answers · asked by big_scott_larock 2 in Immigration
Me I'll be luaghing my azz off for the next 21 days till she gets out. Must be nice to think your to good for the law.
2007-06-05 22:51:37 · 10 answers · asked by Matthew c 3 in Politics
Wouldn't Iran be mad NOT to make every effort to gain the Bomb?
2007-06-05 22:51:13 · 17 answers · asked by JW 1 in Politics
just taking a questionare
2007-06-05 22:50:54 · 7 answers · asked by tiger 1 in Elections
I am sick of American politics and I do not want to be a part of it anymore. I would immigrate, but all my family is here. Paying taxes as a resident is fine, I just do not want the citizenship anymore.
2007-06-05 22:48:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration
Question Details: yep if we ain't with the dim bulbs than we must be with them fictitious super human fire retardant 19 arabs that came back from the dead to blow up WTC 7.
2007-06-05 22:38:34 · 2 answers · asked by andy r 3 in Law & Ethics
Question Details: yep if we ain't with the dim bulbs than we must be with them fictitious super human fire retardant 19 arabs that came back from the dead to blow up WTC 7.
2007-06-05 22:37:48 · 5 answers · asked by andy r 3 in Embassies & Consulates
My friend is 14 and shes dating a guy whos 16 my friend birthday is aug 28 1992 and her boyfriends birthday is august 25 1990 is that satatory rape or is it okay for them to be together?
2007-06-05 22:32:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics
2007-06-05 22:32:32 · 6 answers · asked by concrete water 3 in Civic Participation
The father has a US Visa and the mother is applying for one.
2007-06-05 22:20:28 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Embassies & Consulates
in other words, can a 17 year old sign a service contract, and will it be valid?
2007-06-05 22:20:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics
2007-06-05 22:19:16 · 8 answers · asked by Alissa. D 1 in Law & Ethics
a young man is attacked by 3 other young men. (all over 18)
The victim is injured and had to seek medical attention. What is the sentence for this? or is their one???
2007-06-05 22:18:51 · 4 answers · asked by zita 2 in Law & Ethics
alot of people dont spend thier child support on thier kids! i think they should prove the child support is being used wisely!
2007-06-05 22:17:14 · 11 answers · asked by beachplayingslots 2 in Law & Ethics
if the customer is
older then 18? so it is their free choice?
does not have to steal or cheat to get the money?
only use it on a night out just like drinking or smoking?
apart from the tax and the fact it is illegal
he/she is only supplying what the people want...no?
2007-06-05 22:11:42 · 35 answers · asked by Rev_Blue 3 in Law & Ethics
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