A plot has been uncovered!!
The Scottish, Irish (proper Irish) and Welsh have formed an allience to kick *** in England, after generations of bearing English invasions and abuse it is now 'Pay back time'!!
English intellegence have reported Weapons of Mass Destruction being gathered, the Scottish army has been actually sighted sharpening lumps of wood in a very agressive manner, the English are pretty certain they know the exact location of these weapons, and feel action is required now to squash these upstarts!.
Bearing in mind that England have still a few drops of oil left off the coast of Scotland (which they stole legally) can they rely on the help of Bush to bring these upstarts to heel?
We know this is really just an 'internal' matter for the British, but "England needs you (again)!! " will you Americans (and Bush) please help us out here??
Because we really need you, if these nutters attack us we know we are in for a good hammering! Help us please!!
2006-06-14
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