A plot has been uncovered!!
The Scottish, Irish (proper Irish) and Welsh have formed an allience to kick *** in England, after generations of bearing English invasions and abuse it is now 'Pay back time'!!
English intellegence have reported Weapons of Mass Destruction being gathered, the Scottish army has been actually sighted sharpening lumps of wood in a very agressive manner, the English are pretty certain they know the exact location of these weapons, and feel action is required now to squash these upstarts!.
Bearing in mind that England have still a few drops of oil left off the coast of Scotland (which they stole legally) can they rely on the help of Bush to bring these upstarts to heel?
We know this is really just an 'internal' matter for the British, but "England needs you (again)!! " will you Americans (and Bush) please help us out here??
Because we really need you, if these nutters attack us we know we are in for a good hammering! Help us please!!
2006-06-14 22:22:16 · 10 answers · asked by budding author 7 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
You may get some help rom the Aussies
2006-06-14 22:26:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 4⤋
Wow breaking news that only you have!!! Ur amazing. I will take your question as purely hypothical, and no fact, until I hear more about it from other sources.
If this were to happen of course Bush/USA would back Tony Blair, if Blair asked for assistance. If he didnt, the USA would not get involved because it would be considered an internal matter. Remember, Ireland and Scotland are part of the UK, and considered us allies just the same as England is. It would put the USA in a difficult position if we had to take sides. But Blair is the prime minister, thus making him the head of government of all UK, including Ireland and Scotland. Bush as head of state would have to support Blair as head of state. That is how civilized governments work. Now, if in the future someone from Ireland or Scotland is named prime minister of the UK, that changes things. Now wouldnt it?
2006-06-14 22:33:19 · answer #2 · answered by jack f 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The scottish, irish and welsh, all 9 million of them.... Oh no we are pooing our pants now
2006-06-14 22:30:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know Englishman my forefathers were Irish and I have a sharp stick of my own...rotflmao!!
2006-06-14 22:47:01 · answer #4 · answered by djmantx 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush aint got time to be helpin England.....
2006-06-14 22:36:45 · answer #5 · answered by Pat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
budding author is a blooming idiot.put the blunt down you are really going fruit loops .
2006-06-14 22:30:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if he can get his hand up his bottom.
2006-06-14 22:32:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He should, blair is the only friend he has !
2006-06-15 01:16:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your question is too long. it is not worth the 2pts. sorry.
2006-06-14 22:26:21 · answer #9 · answered by pianist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he aint gonna help us
2006-06-15 13:00:04 · answer #10 · answered by km 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋