My parents had to have a talk with me, and said that every time a person masterbates, god kills a kitten. Since I am very alergic to them, and so many other people are as well, I think we should all masterbate so god will kill all the kittens in the world, eventually solving the problem of pet cat alergies once and for all.
My parents said it, so it must be true, so have I figured out a way to solve pet kitty allergies?
By the way, we dont have a cat, but the dumb neighbors one always seems to find its way over here.
2006-09-06
11:03:45
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