My parents had to have a talk with me, and said that every time a person masterbates, god kills a kitten. Since I am very alergic to them, and so many other people are as well, I think we should all masterbate so god will kill all the kittens in the world, eventually solving the problem of pet cat alergies once and for all.
My parents said it, so it must be true, so have I figured out a way to solve pet kitty allergies?
By the way, we dont have a cat, but the dumb neighbors one always seems to find its way over here.
2006-09-06 11:03:45 · 10 answers · asked by Nobody 3 in Pets ➔ Cats
i guess they told you there was a tooth fairy easter bunny and santa claus to right
2006-09-06 11:40:52 · answer #1 · answered by jamnjims 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Watch Spaceballs
2006-09-06 18:09:11 · answer #2 · answered by Russianator 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well, if the neighbor's cat is still alive and kicking, you'd better get busy and start masturbating 10, 20, 30 time a day until god kills that one too.
2006-09-06 18:42:00 · answer #3 · answered by wheels 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
from personal experience i must be responsible for the death's of thousands. if this helps your allergy i shall continue knowing that i'm not a useless wanker.
2006-09-06 18:47:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that doesnt even make sense......I am allergic to cats, but I love them! the way to cure your allergy is actually full of irony....being around them.
2006-09-06 18:10:05 · answer #5 · answered by Lauren 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give it a shot, so to speak.
2006-09-06 18:42:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are so stupid!!!! Why don't you go kill yourself and rid the world of your stupidity and tell your parents they are idiots!
2006-09-06 18:10:29 · answer #7 · answered by Cynthia H 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you need to learn to think for yourself
2006-09-06 18:14:40 · answer #8 · answered by lauren0459 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats crazy
2006-09-06 18:09:32 · answer #9 · answered by Marques D 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you are a sick individual
2006-09-06 18:06:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋