They say that he uses his staccato pecking to attract a female's attention.
He pecks and pecks and pecks at my home, at 5 a.m. in the morning!
How this bird can be so exasperatingly stupid: what female will
listen to his staccato at five a.m.! And will try to interpret it!
How can I make him understand that it's not the best time for
attracting females, and that my house is not that good a resonator either, but there is that hollow tree miles and miles away from here, in the woods, where there will be heaps and heaps of female woodpeckers, rather than here?
2007-10-20
04:21:33
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