Maintenance & Repairs - July 2006

Ihave over 10 years hands on experience in carpentry,painting and minor plumbing also have limited experience in electrical work. have been doing jobs for customers, but no one has ever asked for a license

2006-07-01 10:47:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

need replace ment filters

2006-07-01 10:13:03 · 1 answers · asked by alcmcelveen 1

2006-07-01 09:45:09 · 4 answers · asked by PRISSY 2

i was workin on something in my hosue today and saw i needed a screwdriver and went to go get one from the toolbox without thinking if it was a philis head or flat head that i needed, i got the wrong one and had to go back and get the other one and that got me to thinking....

is there really any point in making screws have a flat head or a philips head other than to make us have to buy two different screw drivers instead of one?

i mean i dont think the difference of a flat head or philips head is going to determine how strong the screw holds, it just doesnt make sense why they made two different ones.

someone please tell me why they did this

2006-07-01 09:34:33 · 6 answers · asked by 63godtoh 3

Murphy''s Freaking Technology Laws;

- You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the freaking track.

- Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong freaking conclusion with confidence.

- Whenever a system becomes completely freaking defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.

- Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not freaking understand.

- If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, the first freaking woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

- The opulence of the freaking front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.

- The attention span of a computer is only as long as it's freaking electrical cord.

- An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

- To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the freaking job will take the longest and cost the most.

- Nothing freaking motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day's work.

- Some people manage by the book, even though they have no idea who wrote the book or even what freaking book.

- The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.

- After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than freaking done.

- Any circuit design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable and three parts which are still under development. (For confirmation... oh never mind most of us know this)!

- A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple freaking system that works.

- If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number.

- Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. Any system which depends on freaking human reliability is unreliable.

- Give all freaking orders verbally. Never write anything down that might go into a "Pearl Harbor File."

- Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint onit and he'll have to touch to be sure.

- All freaking great discoveries are made by mistake.

- Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget. (Can I get an Amen?)

- All's well that freaking ends.

- A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the F'ing hours are lost.

- The first myth of management is that it even exists.

- A freaking failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection.

- New systems generate new problems.

- We don't know one millionth of one percent about anything.

- Any given program, when running, is freaking obsolete.

- Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from F'ing magic.

- The more cordial the buyer's secretary, the greater the odds that the competition already has the freaking order.

- In designing any type of construction, no overall dimension can be totaled correctly after 4:30 p.m. on Friday. The F'ing correct total will become self-evident at 8:15 a.m. on Monday.

- Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it freaking itches.

- All things are possible except skiing through a revolving door.

- The only perfect science is hind-sight.

- Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables the thing being tested will do as it freaking well pleases. (Especially amps, guitars, Harps and other music crap).

- If you can't understand it, it is intuitively obvious.

- If it's not in the computer, it doesn't freaking exist.

- Work smarder and not harder and be carfull of yor fuxing speling.

- If a F'ing experiment works, something has gone wrong.

- When all else fails, read the freaking instructions.

- If there is a possibility of several things going wrong the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

- Everything that goes up must freaking come down. (Usually on your head when you least expect it).

- Any freaking instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner.

- Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated freaking way.

- Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to use it.

- The degree of technical competence is F'ing proportional to the level of management.

- Any attempt to print Murphy's laws will jam the freaking printer.

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-01 09:08:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-01 09:06:57 · 4 answers · asked by FEB 1

2006-07-01 08:22:02 · 2 answers · asked by Steve H 1

2006-07-01 08:21:37 · 6 answers · asked by Steve H 1

2006-07-01 07:59:32 · 9 answers · asked by steve 1

Fan is a Master Flow PG2 Model

2006-07-01 07:22:28 · 4 answers · asked by jocashins 2

2006-07-01 06:53:30 · 4 answers · asked by Danielle P 1

it will come on just fine then after a few hrs it will do this some nights its ok and does'nt cut off I've changed the bulb and photo cell and checked wiring and circuit am puzzled?

2006-07-01 06:26:34 · 13 answers · asked by Dan8702usa 1

Seems to run fine, but it sounds like the compressor might be bad. It blows air ok, but when it tries to kick out the cold air, it stops so it's essentially a big fan. You don't hear that Hum that you'd normally get. Is it even worth the cost of repair?

2006-07-01 06:14:18 · 3 answers · asked by curious 2

I pulled the lawn mower string to hard and it's still working but the string won't recoil is there a way I can restring it myself?

2006-07-01 06:07:22 · 3 answers · asked by ? 2

2006-07-01 05:41:14 · 5 answers · asked by Judith M 1

2006-07-01 05:12:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have correctly connected the wire for the fan and the lighting fixture, but the directions say that it must be grounded...and there is a green wire for the ground, but I have no wire to connect it to. Can I ground it on the metal support?

2006-07-01 04:19:14 · 4 answers · asked by deeandgabriel 1

They are older aluminum frame, double pained glass sliding doors to the back yard. The door that opens and closes has always felt heavy, but now it seems as though it really is getting very diffcult to open it.

2006-07-01 03:39:16 · 7 answers · asked by mamoll 1

2006-07-01 03:14:28 · 14 answers · asked by njabba 1

2006-07-01 03:03:49 · 3 answers · asked by JOHN S 1

I have the thermostat set to Auto, but it no longer shuts off when it reaches the set temp. it just runs all the time. I have to manually shut it off and on. Is this a faulty thermostat, or air unit?

2006-07-01 02:48:39 · 10 answers · asked by Gigit 2

2006-07-01 02:26:32 · 4 answers · asked by cousinnap 1

This year is particularly severe as far as ant infestation. Commercial products have been ineffective and I am afraid of using too much since we have a dog and our grandchildren frequently visit. Does anyone have a safe and effective solution?

2006-07-01 02:15:24 · 13 answers · asked by jmuz 1

2006-07-01 02:02:01 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-01 02:01:35 · 6 answers · asked by wanders1111 2

2006-07-01 01:52:39 · 9 answers · asked by bobbyg 1

I have to replace the glass in a storm door.

2006-07-01 01:38:21 · 8 answers · asked by kyeann 5