I walked in to my best mates house the other day to find him on his knees with cooking another mans socks!
I asked him when he turned from tradition and started to act this way and he broke down to tell me he had cooked socks for some time. He had gone off his old scrubber and dodgy boiler and was enjoying the liberating experience of cooking socks like they used to in the wild west (San Francisco I think he meant).
He was so good at it some men had even paid him to cook their socks using his mobile deserted car park visiting service as their wives had lost the knack of getting all the dirt out of the seams.
He said all you need is an old pan handle, a pan, a bit of fire, some water and soap, a funnel and pipe to get the water in for the cleaning and I too could be a sock cooker. I declined as I was happy with the results I got form my hoover.
What would you do if your best mate had started to act this way with his laundry? How do you convince him to start doing it right again?
2006-11-28
00:39:20
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