I was fired from my job today which is a huge deal because I have trouble finding work. You see, I wear a Jar Jar Binks costume/mask all the time to spread Jar Jar awareness. Most places, especially ones where I have to deal with customers will never hire me. But I got a job answering phones and they let me be me. Anyway, there is this girl who cleans the bathroom. When she scrubs the urinals, I like to run in and pee in it while she is cleaning! It is a fantastic laugh. She gets so mad but I don't care. However, I have to run in and go fast cause she quick moves away if she sees me. Today I was running in and I tripped over a bottle of cleaner she left and my groin hit her in the face. She flipped out and told everyone! I was fired for sexual harrasement and I may even get charges on me! It isn't sexual at all, I just like peeing in urinals when somebody is cleaning them! Can I sue her or the business for my legal fees or for my pain?
2007-03-08
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