I was fired from my job today which is a huge deal because I have trouble finding work. You see, I wear a Jar Jar Binks costume/mask all the time to spread Jar Jar awareness. Most places, especially ones where I have to deal with customers will never hire me. But I got a job answering phones and they let me be me. Anyway, there is this girl who cleans the bathroom. When she scrubs the urinals, I like to run in and pee in it while she is cleaning! It is a fantastic laugh. She gets so mad but I don't care. However, I have to run in and go fast cause she quick moves away if she sees me. Today I was running in and I tripped over a bottle of cleaner she left and my groin hit her in the face. She flipped out and told everyone! I was fired for sexual harrasement and I may even get charges on me! It isn't sexual at all, I just like peeing in urinals when somebody is cleaning them! Can I sue her or the business for my legal fees or for my pain?
2007-03-08 09:56:02 · 3 answers · asked by Be Intimate with Jar Jar Binks!! 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
You just like peeing on someone's work?
When they get mad, you laugh and don't care?
And you got fired?
Great!
Maybe there is justice in the world, after all.
2007-03-08 19:57:50 · answer #1 · answered by Alan 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
See what you get for being a nice thoughtful guy. Next time follow Jennifer's advice and give the skank a Jar Jar pipe to suck on.
2007-03-09 13:16:05 · answer #2 · answered by Quix 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, she over reacted. You should have stuck your cock in her mouth while you were in the area. ;)
2007-03-09 06:06:17 · answer #3 · answered by Jennifer L 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋