Well Here is what happened, me and my bois were chillin at Red Lobster. I had the Steak & Fried Shrimp meal. While eating the steak I started to choke and got really nervous, thought I might die. I was choking and someone came up from behind and did the Heimlich maneuver. Saved my life and I turned to thank the home boy and what did I see?! It was a NERD with glasses, pimples and a Pac man T-shirt?!?! my bois were looking at me weird so I had no choice. I grabbed my glass drink cup and cracked him in the head with it and began crunching his *** with my Air Jordan shoe on my left foot.
I know he saved me and all but hes a nerd and Im a nerd Cruncher, My crew would have never let me live it down if some nerd wrapped his arms around me and got away with it. But while Crunching that nerd some waitress pushed me off and yelled for me to stop. I looked at her and realized she was just as NERDY looking. So I pulled my brass knuckles out of my pocket and decked her in the face.
I began to crunch her also cause im not afraid to crunch girls and then a bunch of people held me down untill the cops came. I am banned from Red Lobster and have to goto court in two weeks. But what the hell did I do wrong? I CRUNCHED their nerdy white asses for putting their hands on me.
2007-01-07
04:23:13
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