Well Here is what happened, me and my bois were chillin at Red Lobster. I had the Steak & Fried Shrimp meal. While eating the steak I started to choke and got really nervous, thought I might die. I was choking and someone came up from behind and did the Heimlich maneuver. Saved my life and I turned to thank the home boy and what did I see?! It was a NERD with glasses, pimples and a Pac man T-shirt?!?! my bois were looking at me weird so I had no choice. I grabbed my glass drink cup and cracked him in the head with it and began crunching his *** with my Air Jordan shoe on my left foot.
I know he saved me and all but hes a nerd and Im a nerd Cruncher, My crew would have never let me live it down if some nerd wrapped his arms around me and got away with it. But while Crunching that nerd some waitress pushed me off and yelled for me to stop. I looked at her and realized she was just as NERDY looking. So I pulled my brass knuckles out of my pocket and decked her in the face.
I began to crunch her also cause im not afraid to crunch girls and then a bunch of people held me down untill the cops came. I am banned from Red Lobster and have to goto court in two weeks. But what the hell did I do wrong? I CRUNCHED their nerdy white asses for putting their hands on me.
2007-01-07 04:23:13 · 16 answers · asked by kazztaur 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Yes, In my opinion you were VERY wrong, First of all the Nerdy guy, as you called him, saved your freak-in life, duh! regardless of who he was without him you would be dead. Your a nerd in your on way and just trying to cover up your own nerdiness by Crunching other nerds just like yourself. I hope the Judge gives you the full punishment allowable in a case like this. Or maybe next time your bois will just let you die! Or they Nerdy girl will just let you continue to make an **** of yourself in public and you'll get the death penalty for murder!
2007-01-07 05:24:00 · answer #1 · answered by sweetpeasmum 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nerdy white asses? They sound more like a hero and a good samaritan to me. Your boys who you think more of did nothing to save your life when your behind was choking. So in my opinion you did everything wrong. The say don't slap the hands that feed you in this case you slapped the ones that saved you. And any man that puts his hands on a woman is a creep. I'm surprised you are not in jail now.
2007-01-07 04:29:27 · answer #2 · answered by little lamb 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your such a loser you dont even realize where your wrong. maybe the next time you choke on your food everyone will just look at you and let you die. my real hope though is that you not only go do some major prison time but also find a boyfriend while your there. a big burly guy who will treat you like the little girl you are. also that you are sued for everything you and your family has. ooooooooooor maybe the next person that chokes on something will be your mom and no one will help her. lol its ashame really because you would have been a good posterboy for abortion rights.
2007-01-07 04:31:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The silver lining to this story is that you are banned from Red Lobster, which is for your own good. No one in his right mind should be wasting his money on small portions of crap seafood, especially if they live on the East Coast. As for the rest of your story, this over-the-top fictional persona you've assumed is freakin' hilarious.
2007-01-09 17:42:15 · answer #4 · answered by Tex Rugger 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes you were wrong. the person who saved your life deserved a thankyou not a beat down. your boiz may have been lookin at you to check you to make sure you were allright. your crew would not let you live it down because someone saved your life? uh dude, you dont make much sense.
while you were beating up on the guy who saved your life and was not afraid to let you die, a lady came over to pull you off him and you hit a lady? okay, you are wrong. the guy put his hands on you to save your life, and the girl put her hands on you because you were beating the guy up. you assaulted two people who basically were either coming to your aid, or to help another person. why didnt a member of your crew do the heimlech manuver on you? how would you feel if you had tried to save the life of a black person and they jumped up and beat you because you were white? how can you justify what you did and say that how you conducted yourself was right?
2007-01-07 04:30:43 · answer #5 · answered by PhatBeatz 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
...maybe i might concern approximately it if I have been an orthodox Jew. when you consider that i'm no longer, and because Jesus declared all meals clean, what's the priority? the priority is with your interpretation. word: Mark 7: 18-19 18 And He mentioned to them, "Are you so lacking in know-how additionally? Do you no longer comprehend that in spite of is going into the guy from outdoors won't be able to defile him, 19 because of the fact it does not go into his heart, yet into his abdomen, and is eradicated?" (subsequently He declared all meals clean.) ...additionally see this in Acts 10: 10 yet he grew to develop into hungry and replaced into aspiring to eat; yet jointly as they have been making arrangements, he fell right into a trance; 11 and he observed the sky unfold out, and an merchandise like a great sheet coming down, diminished by potential of four corners to the floor, 12 and there have been in all of it varieties of four-footed animals and crawling creatures of the earth and birds of the air. thirteen A voice got here to him, "arise, Peter, kill and eat!" 14 yet Peter mentioned, "by potential of no potential, Lord, for I even have not at all eaten something unholy and unclean." 15 returned a voice got here to him a 2d time, "What God has cleansed, no longer evaluate unholy." ...I do desire you a blessed eternity. I strongly urge you to have confidence in Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, jointly as you have time.
2016-11-27 01:54:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To answer your question- Yes, you were wrong- he saved you- if he was like you and separatist- then you would be d e a d! You need to put your h a t e aside- these"nerds" don't harm you- maybe they are a little annoying but sometimes you need to grow up and just deal with it!
2007-01-07 05:09:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You need to be in Jail and grow up , you better watch , the way you are going you will go to jail , and be some BIG NERDS GIRLFRIEND one day in jail and he will choke you alright , if you know what I mean . Life has a way of getting you back one way or another .
2007-01-07 04:28:36 · answer #8 · answered by christina3661@yahoo.com 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To me, the saving part was good. But the fighting.... You should have said thankyou for saving my life and leave it be. I don't think you should have taken it that far. In court try to be nice like a little girl trying to sell girl scout cookies. That way they don't see as a bad person.
2007-01-07 04:29:27 · answer #9 · answered by tlprovines@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get a life...and new friends. Learn how to act towards others and stay out of public places. You're ridiculous!!! (And so are your NERD CRUNCHER friends).
2007-01-07 04:28:02 · answer #10 · answered by Suzan 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋