Family & Relationships - 9 December 2006

What kind of kinky things turns woman on the most...with toys, positions, words, etc....

2006-12-09 14:30:49 · 18 answers · asked by pofdog 2 in Singles & Dating

1)This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"


2)Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stuart said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name

2006-12-09 14:30:36 · 10 answers · asked by hey 4 in Singles & Dating

are those pretty heads a'gonna bea turnin' if them pubes are a itch'n and'a burnin'?

2006-12-09 14:30:07 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I do everything for my mom and stepdad. When I say that I mean everything! I cook, clean, drive my 5 little brothers and sisters around, take care of HER two year old twins, do the laundry. Everything. Anyways I asked her for a laptop for christmas this year. And she said no. I know I deserve it, and I'll need it next year when I go to college. I've worked so hard since I was 10, and have gotten absolutely nothing. I pay for my own clothes, gas, even most of my own food. I know she has the money, I do the books for the business my parents run, and half the time for the house. My little sister is getting a 60 GB I pod, and she doesn't even do anything! How do i tell my mom that I deserve a stupid laptop after all I've done for her.

2006-12-09 14:30:03 · 5 answers · asked by motoprincess16 1 in Family

2006-12-09 14:29:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weddings

how do i start talking in class? how do i star t beign outgoing and not shy? when i was in fifth grade i was outgoing and since i went to sixth grade i started to be really shy i am in eigth grade know, what do i do

2006-12-09 14:29:37 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

My g/f was raped a few months ago(not by me) and ever since then has only worn big baggy clothes that don't show off her hot body. Is this normal?? Why does she do this??She got consuling.
She reported the guy too.

Why does she do this?? Is it normal for people who were raped b4??

2006-12-09 14:29:06 · 11 answers · asked by Kiah 1 in Singles & Dating

ok i know i have be the confident the one in the realaionship because hes realy shy but so am i and im trying to express my fellings but i feel like im gona say or do somthing thats gona push him away and i fell to just what go back into my shell or runaway from it can you give some avdice plz

2006-12-09 14:28:50 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Since she lives out of state, we text eachother everyday. I know its long distance, so I know its supposed to be hard. We haven't talked over the phones since Thursday night. She was tired and passed out, so we didn't talk last night. I texted her saying we couldn't talk because I'm sick and had to study(two days before finals week), she texted me back like, "Thats okay, I'm at a party so I really can't talk." So if I wasn't sick tonight, then we wouldn't have talked anyways because she's at a party......I know this is long distance, but I want more than texts. I want to talk to her, everyday, for like a half hour, I'd be completely content with that. Although I don't talk much, I just listen to her. I'd be totally happy just having her on the other end of the phone. Is this too much to ask? A half hour phone call each day? We don't get to see eachother a lot, I didn't think a phone call was too much to ask for since we don't see eachother a lot. I love her but I want more.

2006-12-09 14:28:25 · 26 answers · asked by a girl 1 in Singles & Dating

he told me that he does this and i have felt uneasy eversince. am i stressing about that or is it okay? what do i do? plus i have felt uncomfortable around those girls eversince, and they were my prtty good friends,

2006-12-09 14:27:47 · 11 answers · asked by ricecakes7 1 in Singles & Dating

I work with a hot guy that every girl on my team would love to be with & I certainly match his looks. Recently, him & I ended up on the same Volleyball team and just started initating conversations. I can't figure out if he likes me. I see some signs and I have a gut feeling that he has a thing for me. For example, I had sent out a VB game email which has my aol on it. Couple days ago he IMd me for no special reason and we chatted for sometime. He was flrity etc. This weekend a group of our friends went out for dinner, and I extended the invitation to him. This place was kinda far, but he showed up after work. When we look at each other we do both hold eye contact sometimes, not everytime. Couple times I have caught him looking at me and when I look at him, he looks away. I don't initiate signs of interest but do encourage him.I don't want to appear too easy. I don't want to ask him out because then I would be just another girl for him. Should I wait for him to make a move?

2006-12-09 14:27:19 · 16 answers · asked by skagen.2006 1 in Singles & Dating

My husband lives across the world, and I am getting broke over using phone cards. If you talk long distance international, what method so you use?

2006-12-09 14:27:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

He has said alot of lies to me. I even saw him once with another girl. He left me because I found out that he has 4 kids with 2 different women and now my friends told me that he has a new girlfriend and he is planning to marry that girl who is only half of his age...I am so hurt..What will i do? Please help me...

2006-12-09 14:26:56 · 8 answers · asked by simply edna 1 in Singles & Dating

i need help

2006-12-09 14:26:41 · 1 answers · asked by JW 1 in Singles & Dating

Ok so a week ago this guy told me he likes me and i told him that i like him too. We hung out last night for the first time only me and him.
Before i wasnt sure if i really liked him and i know i made a mistake when i told him i liked him before i was 100% sure about it.
But last night i realized i just didnt click with him. Im sure he still likes me because he called me today and sent me a message asking me to be his girlfriend.

Now, i feel HORRIBLE about this whole situation already. How can i tell him what is really going on in the most gentle way. I dont want him to think im a slut or something like that. I know i led him on already and i just feel really bad.
We never kissed or anything like that, which makes this a little easier to explain.

Please help.

2006-12-09 14:25:58 · 15 answers · asked by olivemenow 2 in Singles & Dating

What does it mean when a guy does the I'm watching you thing where you point to your eyes then the person? A ninth grader did it to me (a seventh grader) and I was wondering what he meant by it. I do know him. It wasn't just some random kid.

2006-12-09 14:25:55 · 6 answers · asked by Katherine 2 in Singles & Dating

i swear, about 9 girls in my class are always looking at me. Sometimes, a girl copies a gesture that i am doing, which is a attention-getter. Another rubbed off on me, which also attracts attention. I kinda got to know another girl, and her personality is great. By the way, all 9 girls are GOOD LOOKING, so thats also a problem. Im not a picky guy and there is not one girl that stands out among the others. I just got out of a short relationship, and want to make another. plz help me, im so frustrated.

2006-12-09 14:25:19 · 1 answers · asked by coolchess123 3 in Singles & Dating

he left her for me and now hes back with her how can I get him to be mine for the rest of my life??

2006-12-09 14:25:02 · 2 answers · asked by lil_booboo_2007 2 in Singles & Dating

Tell me everything the looks? The personality? And lifestyle? And what age u would want to meet her?

2006-12-09 14:24:46 · 20 answers · asked by CHICK 1 in Singles & Dating

I was talking to a potential crush and his sister and his sister said that I was his 'crush' and stuff and he looks at me and says jokingly 'Ew, I would never go out with a 9th grader.' (he's in 10th grade) Cuz he has this thing about making fun of me for being younger and shorter and stuff. I kind of think he was just covering up for possibly liking me...what do you think?

2006-12-09 14:23:42 · 23 answers · asked by Quin G 1 in Singles & Dating

I've been married to him for 15 years and i only found out like two weeks ago. We have two kids who are under ten years old and they go to a Catholic School (their names are Bradley and Benjamin and they are the love of my life). The school has brainwashed them so they will think i am the AntiChrist if they know i am gay. HELP!!

2006-12-09 14:23:17 · 26 answers · asked by Bell 2 in Marriage & Divorce

What do I do? How do i ask? What happens? What does it mean? How do I dance? Where do I put my arms?

2006-12-09 14:22:35 · 7 answers · asked by sklinckyyy 1 in Singles & Dating

Hey the girl I said a while back was dating someone is single again! I really like her and I'd like to ask her out or at least tell her how I feel! I need help... any ideas of how I could possible ask her out or how to make telling how I feel easier? Please help! Thank You!

2006-12-09 14:22:23 · 10 answers · asked by Running Teen 1 in Singles & Dating

UHHH what is a major turn OFF to you guys

2006-12-09 14:21:57 · 13 answers · asked by SweteCHeekz 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-09 14:21:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

ok theres this guy i really really love with all my heart and he really love me too. and i kno he does. we've had on and offs but its little things.we were going out and we broke up because he smokes weed and i dont like that. so he said that when he quits were gunna get back together. now were just fiends. very close friends we act as if were going out. but there's this girl that really likes him. and she asked him out and he said yes. but they broke up the next day. now he is still on my case. she still likes him and tells me she has a feeling there going to get back together. but then he says he loves me and he doesnt even pay attention to her. my friend said i should move on because one day he's going to hurt me badly because of the girl. should i move on or keep him and get back together? i really love him and i know he loves me. all his bestfriends say omg he really loves you and cares about you he always thinks about you and talks about you alot. what should i do?plz good advice

2006-12-09 14:21:44 · 17 answers · asked by {.:*jugurl*:.} 2 in Singles & Dating

and we have been going off and on,its kinda like a light switch,but anyways um..he asked for my number like two weeks ago so i gave it to him,so that night he called it was like 9 pm and he said hey babe will you go out with me,and i said sure,and then he said will you got to the winter dance wit me,i said yes,and then like 2 days ago he broke up with me,and i don't no if we are still good friends or still kinda off and on thing,or even if we are still going to the dance,so what should i do???or say?????

2006-12-09 14:21:32 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-12-09 14:20:16 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2006-12-09 14:20:03 · 1 answers · asked by Tanya F 1 in Family

why am i feeling this way?

its not like i am a slot, i am actually the opposite, very right type of girl, i had my first sex experience at 21 , so why am i feeling like that?
why cant i have relationship wit this person, i only like him when we are in bed, when we are out of bed, i cant stand him

2006-12-09 14:19:33 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating