1)This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"
2)Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stuart said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name
2006-12-09 14:30:36 · 10 answers · asked by hey 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions".
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
2006-12-10 00:48:19 · answer #1 · answered by seamanspraying 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Funny stuff, probably not the best for my sore throat, but yea, really funny!
2006-12-09 14:32:57 · answer #2 · answered by Zach S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both goodies!
2006-12-09 18:53:47 · answer #3 · answered by charlie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny stuff...
2006-12-09 14:37:07 · answer #4 · answered by tessa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol i needed that !!!! hey if u got anymore email them to me (plzzz) thanx!!
2006-12-09 14:34:15 · answer #5 · answered by kimmiegaddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny.. :P
2006-12-09 14:33:35 · answer #6 · answered by ~♥Jade♥~ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was funny!!!!
2006-12-09 14:39:46 · answer #7 · answered by dan T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good stuff
2006-12-09 23:40:09 · answer #8 · answered by graham f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha good ones!!!
2006-12-09 14:34:16 · answer #9 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha those were funny
if you get anymore, e-mail them to me please at kylehrrngtn@yahoo.com
2006-12-09 14:36:15 · answer #10 · answered by just tht kid over there 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋