All categories - 28 December 2007

Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: "I've got
another dress for you to clean."
Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?"
"No," says Monica. "Mustard!"

2007-12-28 07:13:01 · 52 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Its been a while. (if your pickin up what i'm puttin down)
What could i do to get his pot boiling.
(if you smell what i'm steppin in)

2007-12-28 07:12:45 · 4 answers · asked by Zakennayo :) 2 in Polls & Surveys

I've left my teen and college years behind me, but I'm still young and my friends are too. They all want to take me out clubbing on New Year's Eve, but I'm not exactly thrilled about the idea. Because I look younger than I am (I'm almost 24), I feel like one of those teen mothers who leave Baby behind with Grandma so they can party and drink. Granted, I won't be doing that (son will be with Daddy) but I feel like as a mother, I shouldn't want to go clubbing and hang around girls who will just get drunk in some sweaty club. I don't drink and there are other ways to have fun with the girls, such as going out to eat, etc.
What do you other Mommies think? Is it acceptable for a Mommy to be in a club with a circle of "Wooo! I'm so buzzed right now!" friends?

2007-12-28 07:12:28 · 29 answers · asked by Astragalo 5 in Newborn & Baby

I have seen a couple questions about what to do if you're not sure it is actually a cop trying to pull you over. The advice that has been given has all made sense ie. letting the person know you are aware of their presence, putting on flashers, driving to a populated area, etc. How would this play out in a rural area where it could easily be 10, 20, or 30+ miles to a populated area? Surely even the most reasonable cop is going to get frustrated playing follow the leader for an extended period of time. Would you, as an officer, remain calm knowing that the driver was just heading for safety, or would there be a time/distance limit to your courtesy? Thanks.

2007-12-28 07:12:19 · 9 answers · asked by kevin r 2 in Law Enforcement & Police

2007-12-28 07:12:00 · 11 answers · asked by Jmat003 1 in Aircraft

2007-12-28 07:11:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cleaning & Laundry

2007-12-28 07:11:55 · 21 answers · asked by jojo 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-12-28 07:11:54 · 15 answers · asked by raven c 1 in STDs

2007-12-28 07:11:48 · 26 answers · asked by ♥Kim♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

I want a small intimate wedding with only CLOSE friends and family. My sisters want to throw me a shower and invite alot of old family friends that I will not invite to my wedding. Is this appropriate?

2007-12-28 07:11:39 · 26 answers · asked by sgtdandi 1 in Weddings

2007-12-28 07:11:32 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-28 07:11:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This is evident by the record money he has received from donations...He is also the person who our very own military has donated the most money to.

So, WHY? Are they scared? Did Merdock tell them to do this?

To me this is even MORE of a reason to support Ron Paul...there has to be something honest there for the elite not to like him!

2007-12-28 07:11:23 · 14 answers · asked by Fedup Veteran 6 in Politics

How does the human mind handle paradoxes?

2007-12-28 07:10:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

I want to make a cool website where I can put a blog and novels and videos and pictures and stuff.. But I'm broke. So free webhosting?

2007-12-28 07:10:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

My 4 year old daughter is sick. Had her at the doctor yesterday- it's the flu and an ear infection. Now that she is on amoxicillin she's starting to feel better and drink a little. What can I do to get her to drink more?

2007-12-28 07:10:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toddler & Preschooler

I'm trying to save money, as I will be 18 soon. I want to have a back up source of money just in case a paycheck doesn't cut it on any particular month, but the one thing stopping me from saving a respectable amount of money is my impulsive spending. It's not that bad - I don't spend 100's of dollars a month. But even so, I want to break the habit. Does anyone have any tips for me?

Thanks!

2007-12-28 07:10:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Personal Finance

2007-12-28 07:10:29 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A few days ago I asked "How can a person commit an heinous heartwrenching crime?". Quite a few commented that it was due to mental illness. As if the person was not in control of their actions, or the mental illness took away all reason. However when it comes to lesser crimes, some people say that the person had a choice free will.

So what is the difference? Is a criminal act so unimagineble that people cannot fathom why a person would do such thing, so it must be due to mental illness. If a criminal act is bad, but not as bad then the person had a choice/ free will?

Please explain.

2007-12-28 07:10:19 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I'd probably choose an owl.

2007-12-28 07:10:10 · 24 answers · asked by cali girl 3 in Polls & Surveys

I've been smoking for over 2 years, and I know I should stop. I asked God to give me a sign on wether I should stop or not, and I already know what the answer is, but I wanted to know God was there. So I asked him if he would give me a sign to wether or not I should stop smoking, and within 20 minutes my pastor told everyone to lift out their hands to give their addictions away to God. I am still unsure if this was a sign or not, but it really made me think.

2007-12-28 07:10:03 · 20 answers · asked by Daniel k 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-28 07:10:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Do you think that it will live up to the hype?

2007-12-28 07:09:56 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I'm getting one tomorrow.:D
Heckyes.

2007-12-28 07:09:49 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Skin & Body

2007-12-28 07:09:45 · 29 answers · asked by Limp noodle 3 in Polls & Surveys

okay. here we are. we smile when happy, breathe, eat and much more. If you remove our heart we dont work. if you break apart a part we dont work. so how is it possible for us to come out of a big exposion? I see no reality do you? Doesnt this call for something bigger. Something called G-O-D?! what do you say?

2007-12-28 07:09:42 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

^all the details above^

2007-12-28 07:09:40 · 7 answers · asked by Nic H 1 in PlayStation

Lyrics To the 1st songs
"I'm not going to write you a love song (or love story) becasue you asked for it, because you need it"
I believe she is in side a juke box, not sure though.

Lyrics to the 2nd story (Therese are bits and pieces of the lyrics)
"Here Take My Hand"
"I'll by you Rogain, when you loose all your hair"
"I hate to call you baby"? not sure if this line is correct.
This video has a clown theme to it.

2007-12-28 07:09:37 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

2007-12-28 07:09:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Economics