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Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: "I've got
another dress for you to clean."
Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?"
"No," says Monica. "Mustard!"

2007-12-28 07:13:01 · 52 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

I wish the trolls who enjoyed thumbing down all these great people who answer my jokes would have the balls to show themselves, instead of hiding, show yourselfs to us you bunch of pathetic sods

2007-12-28 07:35:01 · update #1

52 answers

Loved it! You're the "best". lol.

2007-12-28 08:11:56 · answer #1 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 8 5

That is really cute. I had to read it twice to catch the double meaning in the clerk's reply. Good joke!

2007-12-28 09:50:56 · answer #2 · answered by August lmagination 5 · 3 0

Funny as feck. Are you not getting bored with the stars you deserve?!
And I whole heartedly agree with you-they treat fun like a crime because they have none.

2007-12-28 17:20:27 · answer #3 · answered by johnstonemac 6 · 2 0

Was it french mustard or ENGLISH any way i will give you a THUMBS up you got quick wit like it
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2007-12-28 09:58:55 · answer #4 · answered by Steven E 3 · 3 0

That is great! The people giving thumbs down is just jealous or something cause you are better then them! LOL They won't show themselves cause they are scared and pathetic. I think it is great! Thanks again for the laugh! "Star"

2007-12-28 09:25:44 · answer #5 · answered by TTC#2 4 · 3 1

LMAO!!
so i had to read it like 3 times
then i read it really slow
omg this is sooo soo funny

2007-12-29 03:33:40 · answer #6 · answered by Stace! 5 · 0 0

well said but there cowards there haven't got the guts by the way the joke was good

2007-12-29 01:03:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

no thumbs down from me girl only stars when i laugh

2007-12-29 20:27:01 · answer #8 · answered by puma 4 · 0 0

YOU GO GIRL !!

LOL

another great one I'll have to share with hubbie later!!

:)

2007-12-28 15:30:09 · answer #9 · answered by Babette 6 · 2 0

lol,star.
all the best for a wonderful new year mechelle to you and your family.

2007-12-28 21:05:49 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 0 0

that is funny and even funnier that her name is monica

2007-12-28 10:27:50 · answer #11 · answered by ? 3 · 2 0

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