A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their
wedding night, she told her new husband, \"Please be gentle, I\'m still a
virgin.\"
\"What?\" said the puzzled groom. \"How can that be if
you\'ve been married ten times?\"
\"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great
it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he\'d look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn\'t get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew
he had the order, he didn\'t know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he
thought he knew how, but he wasn\'t sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice
product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was
talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look
at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did
was... God! I miss him!
But now that I\'ve married you, I\'m really excited!\"
\"Good,\" said the new husband, \"but, why?\"
\"You\'re a lawyer. This time I know I\'m gonna get
screwed!\"
2007-12-02
16:51:05
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