A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their
wedding night, she told her new husband, \"Please be gentle, I\'m still a
virgin.\"
\"What?\" said the puzzled groom. \"How can that be if
you\'ve been married ten times?\"
\"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great
it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he\'d look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn\'t get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew
he had the order, he didn\'t know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he
thought he knew how, but he wasn\'t sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice
product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was
talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look
at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did
was... God! I miss him!
But now that I\'ve married you, I\'m really excited!\"
\"Good,\" said the new husband, \"but, why?\"
\"You\'re a lawyer. This time I know I\'m gonna get
screwed!\"
2007-12-02 16:51:05 · 12 answers · asked by Honey 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
(using a phrase from a popular tv sitcom)
HOLY CRAP !!!
Hope he don't get sued for dumping his load !
ROFLMAO !
2007-12-02 17:14:19 · answer #1 · answered by Steven H 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you have all rights to anticipate even if you make a call from a spouse-to-be........ yet I do trust the others who pronounced that that's gonna be truly perplexing to discover one for the easy reason which you will not understand no count number if or not they're virgin or not until courting them for a jointly as...... once you're already in love, what happens then?? You unload them because of the fact they don't adjust to this actual standards??? What in the event that they have all the different traits you're finding for in the mummy of your little ones and a existence significant different?? Virginity is soooo unimportant.... that would not make a woman (or guy for that count number) a great or a bad guy or woman. And we don't opt for who we fall in love with..... it rather is too late by the time you discover out no count number in the journey that your GF is a virgin or not. And there are sooooo few left those days.... good luck on your project impossible!
2016-10-10 03:15:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-02 17:42:34 · answer #3 · answered by Mark D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 21:04:57 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before but it never gets old!!!
2007-12-02 17:07:20 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Panda♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Out of this world!! I am LMAO
2007-12-02 17:28:58 · answer #6 · answered by Pear36LL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-12-02 17:20:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke....hahha.......by the by,I am a lawyer.
2007-12-02 16:55:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats hilarious..
Great one !!!
Best one of the nite.. Thanks for the laugh..
Deb :)
2007-12-02 16:56:50 · answer #9 · answered by debbie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA
2007-12-02 17:28:27 · answer #10 · answered by ldaphney 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋