A guy saw another guy playing a flute, he said "My! that's a strange flute I've never seen one like that before, where did you get it?" the other guy said "It's a bulls penis, I bought it from the abattoir, they drill holes in them and sell them as flutes." "Really!" said the man "Would they sell me one? they look really classy" "I think they would" said the man. So off he trots to the abattoir and sees the foreman. "Gday" he said, "Could you sell me one of those bulls penises you make into flutes?" "Just a minute" said the foreman "I'll have a look and see if we have any left" He came back shortly and said "Sorry mate, we have not killed any bulls today, only cows, how about a mouth organ?"
2007-11-15
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