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A guy saw another guy playing a flute, he said "My! that's a strange flute I've never seen one like that before, where did you get it?" the other guy said "It's a bulls penis, I bought it from the abattoir, they drill holes in them and sell them as flutes." "Really!" said the man "Would they sell me one? they look really classy" "I think they would" said the man. So off he trots to the abattoir and sees the foreman. "Gday" he said, "Could you sell me one of those bulls penises you make into flutes?" "Just a minute" said the foreman "I'll have a look and see if we have any left" He came back shortly and said "Sorry mate, we have not killed any bulls today, only cows, how about a mouth organ?"

2007-11-15 21:25:46 · 10 answers · asked by wheeliebin 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

hehehe thats good xxxxx

2007-11-15 22:05:07 · answer #1 · answered by ROCKMUM LOVES BOWIE 7 · 0 1

Oh, I get it.
It just isn't funny.
Basically, they make a flute out of the udders of a cow and that means there are 4 mouth pieces to blow through.
Thus a mouth organ.

2007-11-16 05:33:57 · answer #2 · answered by Lady Godiva 5 · 1 0

I think he means the v*gina is like a mouth organ (harmonica).

2007-11-16 06:21:19 · answer #3 · answered by Morty 5 · 1 0

Funny! 10!

2007-11-16 06:32:41 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0 1

huh? whats a mouth organ?

2007-11-16 05:29:58 · answer #5 · answered by popcorn 2 · 2 0

Not too funny but it's okayis

2007-11-16 05:30:06 · answer #6 · answered by SMB 3 · 0 1

ewwwwwwww
funny though

2007-11-16 05:32:21 · answer #7 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 1 0

funny.

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2007-11-16 05:33:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i don't get it lol

2007-11-16 05:30:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

lol

2007-11-16 06:30:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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