All categories - 15 November 2007

I do. I think it may start an Asian arms race. It would also trouble China. They don't like it when NK doesn't listen to them. And often they don't. With the South's money and the North's military bearing, everybody in the whole area would be worried about what they might do. With luck, nothing would happen. With lots of luck they might keep China at bay. With lots of BAD luck they'd form an alliance with China and we'd all have to worry. Korea bears watching. I hope they have the wisdom to "stay cool", because reunification will definately happen, folks.

2007-11-15 21:11:35 · 9 answers · asked by Don S 2 in Military

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2007-11-15 21:11:27 · 81 answers · asked by Judas Rabbi 7 in Polls & Surveys

why do you want to take it seriously when answering a very obvious not that serious question?

why can't you just have fun with it?.. you don't have a life?..

thanks for all the people who answered it greatly for all my question..i'm having fun reading your answer..have a great weekend!..

remeber tomorrow..naked saturday!..

2007-11-15 21:11:17 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The Difference Between Work and Prison

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.

In prison you get three meals a day.
At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.

In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.
At work you are just ball-and-chained.

In prison you get your own bathroom.
At work you have to share.

In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.
At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.

In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.
At work there are some programs you can never get out of.

In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic.
At work we have Managers.

2007-11-15 21:11:17 · 7 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-15 21:10:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 21:10:51 · 12 answers · asked by SiZe 4 in Polls & Surveys

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?

Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...

I'm sorry...what did you ask me?

2007-11-15 21:10:22 · 7 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-15 21:09:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cleaning & Laundry

Love Lines?

I thought that I could love no other.
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace.
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell.
Except for maybe "go to hell".

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

2007-11-15 21:09:25 · 12 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

that makes everyone want more?

I make a wicked cherry cheese-cake! :)

2007-11-15 21:08:34 · 45 answers · asked by ♥Carol♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Judy was having trouble with her computer. So she called Tony, the computer guy, over to her desk. Tony clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, Judy called after him, "So, what was wrong?"

And he replied, "It was an ID Ten T Error."

A puzzled expression ran riot over Judy's face. "An ID Ten T Error? What's that...in case I need to fix it again??"

He gave her a grin... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID Ten T Error before?"

"No," replied Judy.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

(She wrote...) I D 1 0 T

2007-11-15 21:08:32 · 12 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-15 21:08:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 21:08:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 21:07:53 · 12 answers · asked by Antwuan (Giants Superbowl XLVI Champs!!!) 7 in Basketball

Other than smashing it up and putting it in the bin what else can I do with it. I cant exactly recyle it. Thank you.

2007-11-15 21:07:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hunting

This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why in the heck we were designed the way we were.

Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream.
The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.
You use 200 muscles to take one step.
The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.
Your big toes have two bones each while The rest have three.
A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands.
A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.
The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica.
It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.
Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.
At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a single cell.
There is about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of water to a boil.
The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.
Your teeth start growing 6 months before you are born.
When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, and they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.
Your thumb is the same length as your nose.

2007-11-15 21:07:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

WHY???



and what are the differences between the systems of government between France the United States?

2007-11-15 21:07:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

• Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
• Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
• Dachshund: You know I can't reach that damned stupid lamp!
• Rottweiler: Make me.
• Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
• Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
• Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
• Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
• Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
• Doberman Pinscher: While it’s dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
• Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......
• Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
• Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
• Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....
• Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....
• Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
• Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
• Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
• German Shepherd: All right, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID "STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"
• Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

and (of course) .. the Cat's perspective,
• Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?

2007-11-15 21:07:28 · 8 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

You know sometimes, you bring food home after a night on the town, but fall asleep before you eat it?

2007-11-15 21:07:06 · 20 answers · asked by Vivi 5 in Polls & Surveys

and to do what? if not would you ever wanna be?

2007-11-15 21:06:55 · 16 answers · asked by ßỰŦŤΣЯ§! Guess who's back...for now! 6 in Polls & Surveys

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2007-11-15 21:06:53 · 2 answers · asked by gtf6 2 in Add-ons

and if you have already bought it how much did it cost per pound?

2007-11-15 21:06:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Whenever i am laying down or sitting down for too long my hips and legs start hurting terribly. It radiates down to my knees sometimes, and it seems like if i'm laying on my side, the hip that is up hurts, but not the other one. They pain goes away if i get up and walk around for a while. Anyone got any advice?

2007-11-15 21:06:08 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pain & Pain Management

how would you feel if something bad happened to them?

2007-11-15 21:05:37 · 45 answers · asked by I dont know 4 in Psychology

2007-11-15 21:05:25 · 8 answers · asked by †ђ!ηK †αηK² 6 in Polls & Surveys

Three guys are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the first guy says, "Yes, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Dublin, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"

The others agree that sounds like a nice place.
Then the next guy says, "Yeah, that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy anudda drink, Vinny buys you anudda drink."
Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.

Then the last guy says, "You think that's great? Where I come from, there's this place, Warshowski's. At Warshowski's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"

"Wow!" said the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?"
"No," replied the last guy, "but it happened to my sister!

2007-11-15 21:05:01 · 12 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-15 21:05:01 · 22 answers · asked by john the fisherman 1 in Other - Diseases

Th utterly appalling mass murder in the defenceless Laos village during the USA 60's onslaught of murder and abuse throughout SE Asia ? Not everyone forgets, and fields in Laos where such beautiful honourable people try to get on with their lives are still full of pepper bomblets dropped by US planes which explode in the faces of present day farming people. Often women working the fields carrying children. Why hasnt USA been made to amend their abuses, clean up their filthy mess and give aid ?

2007-11-15 21:04:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

Summer here in Australia, damn hot, really need a air con. BUT no hole in my window, so can't vent the hose out of window (can't cut a hole out either :( ). My bathroom has a door and a vent though, and my room's pretty small.

So, do you thinks its ok for me to vent a portable air con (which will be placed in my living room) by placing the hose in my bathroom, which has a vent to take out the hot air coming out of the hose? Planning to buy a portable air-con, non drainable type.

BTW i used THREE fans in my small room and aluminium foiled my glass window, but because of the afternoon sun, my room is BLAZING HOT. SO i really need an air con >.<

2007-11-15 21:04:32 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Do It Yourself (DIY)