Three guys are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the first guy says, "Yes, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Dublin, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"
The others agree that sounds like a nice place.
Then the next guy says, "Yeah, that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy anudda drink, Vinny buys you anudda drink."
Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.
Then the last guy says, "You think that's great? Where I come from, there's this place, Warshowski's. At Warshowski's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"
"Wow!" said the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?"
"No," replied the last guy, "but it happened to my sister!
2007-11-15 21:05:01 · 12 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA! I haven't heard that one but I sure could tell it to my friends and substitute MY sister's name to the punchline!!!
2007-11-15 21:08:38 · answer #1 · answered by quietgirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 22:40:20 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! I don't even know why I find that funny but it is, hilarious!! Are you coming up with these jokes yourself??
2016-04-04 04:08:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol,10/10, * .
Jake,cos by the time she'll drink the free drinks,she'l be too drunk to resist them..........haha.
Funny as a joke..........but you wont catch me going there,ever.
I don't like men to take advantage of me.
Poor girl.
I wonder if they offer free drinks to men........then what?.
2007-11-15 21:49:06 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi jake ! have u planned to visit the bar ?
2007-11-15 21:10:43 · answer #5 · answered by harish555 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-15 21:26:50 · answer #6 · answered by kyranosaurusrex 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love it!! hope yu have sme more fantiastc lol
2007-11-15 21:10:19 · answer #7 · answered by chickenbutt 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
rotfl
2007-11-15 21:46:59 · answer #8 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!! Great one!!!
2007-11-15 21:09:04 · answer #9 · answered by Richard F 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice!
2007-11-15 21:08:56 · answer #10 · answered by Ayo A 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋