All categories - 15 November 2007

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison.

With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the East coast, he started to head west. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away.

So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, "They're all lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look them over and select the one you want."

The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion. "Well" said the man, " She's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice, but pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter.

The next day, the farmer again asked how things went. "Well," the man replied, "She's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell, cross-eyed." The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect! She's the one I want to marry!" So they were wed right away.

Months later the baby was born. When the man visited nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine.

He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the parents.

"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell, pregnant when you met her."

2007-11-15 20:43:51 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A guy is selling his female german shepherd puppies that are about 3 months old. Here are my questions about it:

BTW: You don't need to answer them all, just answer as much as you know***

1.At what age will it become big? (Normal size)
2.Are they as strong and active as the male?
3.When should we get a pro trainer?
4.How much excerise does it need in a day?
5.What excercises does it like?

Thanks!

2007-11-15 20:43:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

Her name is Josephine Wall and here's her site.

http://www.josephinewall.co.uk/josephine.html

2007-11-15 20:42:49 · 4 answers · asked by Alexander K 3 in Painting

I really lke reading manga...
is ther a good manga that i can read???
and which 1 is da best

2007-11-15 20:42:44 · 13 answers · asked by ttchiquita 2 in Comics & Animation

Has the K.K.K ever been known for its bravery or intelligence?

2007-11-15 20:42:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my sister has 22 years old.she had a little strabism in her left eye form childhood(lazy eye).3 years ago we deside to surgery her eye but unfortunately the doctor no skilled enough for this operation and eye devitation increased and eye,s muscle draged(drawed) more than it should be and diplopia(two vision) appeard.then we decide to second sergury.in this time devitation of eyes almost removed(a bit of this remined yet but eyes seem normally).but she is still suffering from diplopia and we try a variety of prism in offices of different ophthamologists and any of this prisms couldn,t help us.we live in iran.
for god sake please help us.

2007-11-15 20:42:12 · 4 answers · asked by r z 1 in Optical

I am divorced with bad credit and I was wondering if anyone know where I can get help to get some free?

2007-11-15 20:42:07 · 7 answers · asked by Luanna 1 in Personal Finance

I didn't do it without a rubber yet. I'm just making sure..

2007-11-15 20:41:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

I can understand why we need a dog licence but for a tv?
It's stupid. Just a way for the government to get more money off us. What do you think?

2007-11-15 20:41:46 · 68 answers · asked by ? 2 in TVs

Hi, my wife is extremely selfish and it's beginning to bother me. We've been together for over 5 years and I can't remember when I first noticed it, but it'd been like this now for ages. She'll do what she wants, and watch what she wants, eat what she wants. If I ask whether we can do something that I like she either flatly refuses or sulks (for days) until I feel so bad that I back down. She even does it with our daughter, once flatly refusing to go out for the day because she didn't like the idea of where we were going - even though our daughter was giddy with excitement. I've spoken to her about it and she sees that it's not helpful, but can't understand what's wrong and thinks she should be entitled to do whatever she wants. We've talked about it, much of it has been due to her upbringing and that she's been raised to believe if she does something that a man wants she is 'weak', even if it's something like watching a movie together... I'm lost as to what to do, I love her.

2007-11-15 20:41:42 · 17 answers · asked by FourEyes 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-11-15 20:41:14 · 12 answers · asked by Steve S 2 in Elections

i mean people die in random occurences but also in similar ways so who decides how a person dies is it god or do you determine the way you are going to die.

2007-11-15 20:40:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

places like bargain network or free and clear real estate all talk about getting houses for cheap. if this is not true then how are they in bussines to even sale anything? im sure they dont have people by the thousands buying their stuff cause its too good to be true.
it seems that it better to think of your own scam and put it on t.v and get rich that way!!lol

2007-11-15 20:39:44 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate

I was just curious how exactly to tell if my motherboard supports this, because i am not quite sure if it does. My motherboard is a gigabyte GA-MA69G-S3H. I bought it this last summer, so i am pretty sure it would support it, but i cant find it anywhere on the product specifications on newegg and on the gigabyte website.

2007-11-15 20:39:39 · 4 answers · asked by Elliott B 1 in Other - Hardware

I know, just poke your mouth with a finger.
I tried that, but I can't. Can you?

2007-11-15 20:39:20 · 3 answers · asked by TM™ 3 in Other - Health

2007-11-15 20:39:03 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 20:38:43 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Would you live your life any differently?

2007-11-15 20:38:27 · 12 answers · asked by Grunty O 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Thanks in advance for your answers.

2007-11-15 20:38:20 · 12 answers · asked by mellow yellow 3 in Other - Careers & Employment

2007-11-15 20:38:17 · 15 answers · asked by †ђ!ηK †αηK² 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 20:37:16 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Earth Sciences & Geology

Have a perfect body or a beautiful face

2007-11-15 20:37:06 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 20:36:58 · 17 answers · asked by Alex 2 in Philosophy

I left my nuvaring in for an extra week for my vacation. Will this mess up the way I ovulate for the following month? I can't find any info about it through the web searches I've done.

2007-11-15 20:36:58 · 3 answers · asked by Ray 5 in Women's Health

i was chatting with boyfriend last night cos there as advert about it,he said he wouldnt do it,is that selfish?

2007-11-15 20:36:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

2007-11-15 20:35:42 · 3 answers · asked by Gingerbreadman 1 in Dodge

I downloaded a programme to discover it runs on the python operating system. It downloaded as a winrar file with loads of info, but no setup or .exe.
I then downloaded python which is stored in c:/python25.
How do i open the download in python?

2007-11-15 20:35:36 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

In the previous month(september),i have taken postinor-2 juz to prevent pregancy after some unprotected sex...my period in october was delay for 2-3days...after using so many ovulation calculator,i was convince tht my fertility days are 28 october to 3 november and my ovulation day is 31 to 3 of november...i hv unprotected sex again wif my bf in 3 november but he successfully pull out b4 it ejaculate...and now my period is delaying for 2 days...will i be pregnant?--jus to remind..i hv taken postinor-2 1 month ago...will it affect my upcomming period?

2007-11-15 20:35:25 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health