All categories - 15 November 2007

*excuse me, Intelligently Designed

2007-11-15 00:10:53 · 16 answers · asked by Potatoe Plague 2 in Religion & Spirituality

if u are wearing jeans can the sperm go through u pants and underwear and get u pregnant

2007-11-15 00:10:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

I have ruined several woks within days of buying them presumably because i keep washing them. Problem is I cook a lot of curries in them, and i feel I need to wash them after use with soap and water. SOme times food gets burned onto the wok and so i feel i need to soak for a short time, but the wok always ends up rusting or the surface becomes damaged in some way. I bought another one 2 weeks ago and its covered in rust and ruined.

What am I doing wrong?? Please help!!

2007-11-15 00:10:20 · 20 answers · asked by Chimera's Song 6 in Ethnic Cuisine

Why do you still celebrate? What spirit is it that keeps you to cling to it??

2007-11-15 00:10:05 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

2007-11-15 00:10:05 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What is the big bang and how did it happen?
Also do you think that 1 billion miles away or something like that, that there is another solar system and other lifeforms?

Bonus: How is the universe everlasting and if its not how does it end?

2007-11-15 00:09:38 · 6 answers · asked by ng18 5 in Astronomy & Space

2007-11-15 00:09:35 · 15 answers · asked by Prof Fruitcake 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-15 00:09:15 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I found out yesterday when I PHONED my brother, that my grandmother is in hospital in a coma for 2 weeks now, and no1 bothered 2 phone me and tell me! The rest of my family ALL knew exept 4 me. Why is it I'm always last 2 find out when something happens? I asked them why they didn't phone me, and their excuse is they forgot to phone. Am I not important enough, how can they FORGET to phone me but they phone everyone else in the family!

I am so mad, I decided if I get married I will forget 2 invite them!

2007-11-15 00:08:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

will this be a problem if i am suppose to do budgetting and year end report? i am really a math-phobic it has affected me so much that i cant do even simple sums. please tell me whether you think it would be huge problem if i am asked to do the above as part of my new job scope.

2007-11-15 00:08:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

If you have send me an email tim.mac@verizon.net

2007-11-15 00:07:55 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

He tells her to take off her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

2007-11-15 00:07:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I have a 2007 accord and I am trying to figure out how to turn the backseat light on from the front seat. Normally, there is something in the front so I can do it, but I can't find it. I looked in my owners manual and couldn't find it.

2007-11-15 00:07:33 · 3 answers · asked by Heather A 2 in Honda

he falled in love with me but i could never love him back that way... i just wanted him to be my friend..i felt good while i was with him,i used to tell him everything that happened to me and he did the same...he was my best friend but now he doesnt want to talk anymore with me...i guess maybe because it hurts him while he sees me with someone else(by the way i have a boyfriend now)...i dont know why things went this way?? what should i do??how can i forget him??because i know that we ll never be friends anymore...it hurts me when i see him and i have to turn my head by the other side...:(( help me...

2007-11-15 00:06:31 · 6 answers · asked by she... 1 in Friends

If you say "A BIG BANG" then where did the big bang come from and what caused it ? What was there before that and before that and before that?? Where did the planets come from? The Universe? What started anything?

2007-11-15 00:05:58 · 27 answers · asked by Lamont Eddy 2 in Religion & Spirituality

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

2007-11-15 00:05:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-15 00:05:08 · 30 answers · asked by Rachel☺ 5 in Marriage & Divorce

instead of having to read Watchtower publications?

2007-11-15 00:04:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I never really found him sizzling at all.

2007-11-15 00:04:43 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class. The teacher told the class that each student could tell the class 1 thing they got for Christmas. So, the teacher calls on a girl to come up to the front of the class and tell everyone 1 thing she got.

"My daddy got me a Bow-Wow," she said.

The teacher tells the class that they are old enough to know the correct words for things without using nicknames. The teacher tells the girl to try again. The girl thinks real hard ........

"My dad got me a dog," she said.
She sat down and a boy got up and said,
"I got a choo-choo!"

The teacher scolded him and told him to try again. The boy thought hard and said,
"I got an electric train!!"

That boy sits down and a really shy kid gets up and sadly says,
"I got a book"
The teacher feels bad for the kid and she asks,
"What was the title of the book??"

The boy thinks very hard. The class waits as the boy is thinking. Finally, the boys face brightened and he said,

"Winnie The Sh*t!!

2007-11-15 00:04:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-15 00:03:42 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2007-11-15 00:03:39 · 2 answers · asked by witofatwit 2 in Standards & Testing

2007-11-15 00:03:36 · 13 answers · asked by Nerdy Guy 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 00:03:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Credit

That's the opinion I came to when I was studying philosophy. I actually gave up the course (though I still read philosophy) once I'd read that conclusion. It seems to me that if we conclude that dualism is mistaken and that consciousness is a purely material phenomenon-- and it seems to me all too likely that we will-- philosophy is over and science reigns supreme.

2007-11-15 00:03:32 · 11 answers · asked by Private Erin Coolidge 2 in Philosophy

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eys, and bows down in prayer. His friend says, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man." The man then replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."

2007-11-15 00:03:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

We have heating in the caravan which is new, fairly big and comfortable. If you are one of my contacts, I will not be answering new questions until Wednesday (or maybe Tuesday night)

2007-11-15 00:02:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - United Kingdom

2007-11-15 00:02:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

Especially old people....

2007-11-15 00:01:54 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Have subscribed to webfootie etc but they are all cons! You pay a fee then cant get a match...need help...husband driving me nuts!!!!

2007-11-15 00:01:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in English Football