This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take off her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"
2007-11-15 00:07:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahahahaha...just the pick me up i needed hehe
2007-11-15 00:10:41 · answer #1 · answered by deni 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course, come back tomorrow! Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don't go back there again then! Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please! Doctor, Doctor I’ve lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen? Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar I can't believe that!
2016-05-23 06:19:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haaa Haa Ha...good jokes
2007-11-15 00:45:31 · answer #3 · answered by kalai 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, I was going to ask for the name and address of the Dr, but after the punch line, I think not, lol.
2007-11-15 00:30:06 · answer #4 · answered by Janet B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 00:31:30 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor doctor ~ LoL
2007-11-15 00:10:44 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-11-15 00:32:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another funny one.
2007-11-15 00:12:29 · answer #8 · answered by angel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Serves him right!!
2007-11-15 00:10:45 · answer #9 · answered by DrB 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol, 10/10, excellent joke.
2007-11-15 01:02:23 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋