There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.
2007-11-15 00:05:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol your'e on top form today. Another star.
2007-11-15 03:19:55 · answer #1 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably not, dude. I thought you guys just held yer winger wangers with one hand kinda like a water hose pointed down and aimed em into the cups. How hard can it be? Try doing that cuz I doubt that they'll make em any bigger...why, so you can squat down over it? Try watering your lawn more to get practice. What? Are you on probation or something that ya gotta take so many piss tests? That's a nosey question....
2016-04-04 02:23:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 00:35:47 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10, very funny.
2007-11-15 00:59:53 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl..
What a cracker*
2007-11-15 01:56:05 · answer #5 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one keep it up lol
2007-11-15 00:10:12 · answer #6 · answered by lennydiane 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-11-15 02:40:29 · answer #7 · answered by ward1703 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...this one's funny too
2007-11-15 00:11:08 · answer #8 · answered by - 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahha ho ho Good one
2007-11-15 00:18:22 · answer #9 · answered by Guru 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-15 03:54:59 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋