All categories - 15 November 2007

Yay or Nay..." Good chick stuff....?
Chick story...Pls star if you like it. Thx.

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen entered.
He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine and sensuous that the woman could not help but stare

The man noticed that he was the object of the woman's rapt attention, and with a sly, sexy smile, approached her. Blushing, she prepared to apologize for staring, but he leaned close and whispered in her ear.
"I'll do anything," he whispered in a deep, soft voice. "Anything, absolutely anything you want, anything you have ever fantasized for only fifty dollars. There's just one condition... "
Trembling with anticipation, the woman asked him the condition. The man said, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman gazed into his hypnotic eyes, considering the proposition, then reached into her handbag andtook out fifty dollars. She scribbled her address on a napkin, folded it around the cash, and pressed it into his waiting hand. She leaned over and whispered into his ear...


"Clean... my... house."

2007-11-15 00:48:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I wonder what will happen next, and how he would fare in a prison? Do you think he will return to his religious roots? After all, through his own example of repentence OJ could save many a lost soul. And of course he could turn his salvation story into a book, with proceeds going directly to the Goldman family. That said, I'm certain that America's football icon has many fans who just can't wait for him to join them behind bars.

2007-11-15 00:47:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

Should a single parent have another adult who is the same sex as their child teach them instead? Why or why not?
(in my scenario, the child is comfortable with their parent teaching them)

2007-11-15 00:47:33 · 15 answers · asked by xenypoo 7 in Grade-Schooler

Kanye? 50? Who is or was the best rapper alive?

2007-11-15 00:47:32 · 9 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 00:47:00 · 9 answers · asked by geekychic88 1 in Cancer

most times we don't have time to take a full 30 min. break in healthcare, yet they threaten us that they will take an hour out if we do not clock out for 30 min. break or no break. this just doesn't sound legal to me. Shouldn't we be paid for all time on the clock? They are also threatening to take make us clock out for the 15 min breaks; we work 12 hour shifts.

2007-11-15 00:46:58 · 14 answers · asked by lpie2 l 1 in Law & Legal

2007-11-15 00:46:51 · 4 answers · asked by Jared J 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them,
And give them monthly tests.

So I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.

After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr. Pruitt,
Said I should get a Mammogram,
"O.K.," I said, "let's do it."

"Stand up here real close" she said,
(She got my boob in line),
"And tell me when it hurts," she said,
"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."

She stepped upon a pedal.
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooter's in a vise!

My skin was stretched and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish Pancake thin.

Excruciating pain I felt,
Within it's vise-like grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!

"Take a deep breath" she said to me,
Who does she think she's kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine
And woozy I am getting.

"There, that's good," I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
"Now, let's have a go at the other one."
Have mercy, I was praying.

It squeezed me from both up and down,
It squeezed me from both sides.
I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
To HER tender little hide.

Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold,
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steamrolled.

If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone "ker-pow"!

This machine was created by a man,
Of this, I have no doubt.
I'd like to stick his balls in there,
And see how THEY come out.

2007-11-15 00:46:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Every knee will bow, and every tongue wll confess that He is Lord. Rom. 14:11 Phil. 2:10

2007-11-15 00:46:26 · 20 answers · asked by Splinter 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-15 00:46:11 · 10 answers · asked by Sachin A 1 in Other - India

Don't get me wrong, I love the holidays, but I would love to snap my fingers and have my house look like a spread from Better Homes and Gardens. I'm so obsessive about getting everything just so that it takes me forever to finish. I get burned out before I even finish. And my family, they could really care less..

2007-11-15 00:45:54 · 15 answers · asked by heyjude 4 in Christmas

i have a 1994 chevy blazer, and im trying to replace the altenator, but the last screw holding it in place is stripped, what is the best way to get it out?

2007-11-15 00:45:46 · 7 answers · asked by fisherkid13 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

How about INDIA and PAKISTAN reuniting once again ? What will be the cultural and economical impact of this reunion? There is no doubt that both the countries are eager to extend their hospitality and brotherhood given a chance.Please give your opinion ?

2007-11-15 00:45:45 · 6 answers · asked by SHAHAZAD SHAIKH 2 in Other - Politics & Government

This is not my dream but someone who is close to me and asked me what I thought it meant but I have no idea.

She seemed to be in a church that she didnt want to be in. Left and ended up on the corner block or so from her parents home. She told herself. I can run there. I know I can make it. I can run. and she ran as fast as she could home.

The second dream.

She was driving along the Detroit River front and it was realy beautiful. The water was like glass and in this river was a high mountain covered in a snowcap which was beautiful to see. she was so entralled looking at it that she didnt drive properly and lost control of the car and ended up in the river with the car going backwards. She then waved to people on the shore indicating she needed help but all they did was to wave back. Then the car stoipped and she got out and found she could stand in the water as its wasnt deep.
Behind her was a house where some people were and she told them that she needed a

2007-11-15 00:45:45 · 4 answers · asked by beyond paradise 4 in Dream Interpretation

2007-11-15 00:45:39 · 9 answers · asked by Katie 2 in Surfing

2007-11-15 00:45:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in STDs

Which is essential to complete your transport to perfect Southern Style Nirvana?

2007-11-15 00:45:31 · 25 answers · asked by Mr. Vincent Van Jessup 6 in Polls & Surveys

When I die I'm going to dance first in all the galaxies...I'm gonna play and dance and sing.
-Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

((((HUG))))

Namaste

Peace and Love

2007-11-15 00:45:27 · 24 answers · asked by digilook 2 in Religion & Spirituality

....to say "Ha ha ha" instead of "Ho ho ho" so he doesn't offend women? IF you are a woman and get offended at THAT then somone needs to walk over and punch you! Give me a break! LOL

* I don't really believe you need punched but doen't this seem a bit extreme?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071115/wl_asia_afp/lifestyleaustraliachristmasoffbeat

2007-11-15 00:45:12 · 10 answers · asked by Y!A P0int5 Wh0r3 5 in Religion & Spirituality

only answer if positive please.

2007-11-15 00:45:11 · 3 answers · asked by BD M 1 in Men's Health

2007-11-15 00:45:08 · 9 answers · asked by Dani 1 in Men's Health

2007-11-15 00:44:51 · 5 answers · asked by music_chic_gurl 1 in Other - Music

Why does any inference to Jesus, God, or Christianity in responses automatically get a “thumbs down?” Opinions are opinions, good or bad, why are some people so offended that any mention at all of a religious nature in a response justifies a “thumbs down?” I have read some wonderful responses and yet they have numerous “thumbs down.” I don’t understand the hostility…please explain it to me.

2007-11-15 00:43:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Be specific the better you are better chance to gain points

2007-11-15 00:43:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in NASCAR

I've never really thought about it so would be really grateful if you could shed some light on why. Thanks in advance.

2007-11-15 00:43:38 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-15 00:43:16 · 15 answers · asked by TD Euwaite? 6 in Other - Advertising & Marketing

2007-11-15 00:43:12 · 5 answers · asked by rkirklin 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

I am enjoying frozen yogurt!!

2007-11-15 00:42:58 · 12 answers · asked by Pamela 5 in Polls & Surveys

cant seem to get a hold on my finances and i never have any money to do anything, im in serious arrears with everything are there any sites or anything i can go on?

2007-11-15 00:42:49 · 16 answers · asked by sharon you 1 in Personal Finance

God created the world, who created God, who created that creator? Are we the center of the universe?

2007-11-15 00:42:46 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality