• Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
• Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
• Dachshund: You know I can't reach that damned stupid lamp!
• Rottweiler: Make me.
• Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
• Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
• Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
• Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
• Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
• Doberman Pinscher: While it’s dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
• Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......
• Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
• Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
• Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....
• Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....
• Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
• Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
• Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
• German Shepherd: All right, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID "STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"
• Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
and (of course) .. the Cat's perspective,
• Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?
2007-11-15 21:07:28 · 8 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what about my staffys,
2007-11-16 06:02:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-16 06:39:21 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice and funny.
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2007-11-16 05:15:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha, i like the lab
2007-11-16 05:16:36 · answer #4 · answered by kyranosaurusrex 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
star
2007-11-16 06:07:20 · answer #5 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolz
2007-11-16 08:15:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
really good
2007-11-16 05:45:10 · answer #7 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny and thanks for posting jake.
2007-11-16 05:54:17 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋