Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...
I'm sorry...what did you ask me?
2007-11-15 21:10:22 · 7 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG it's like listening to my bf when he's done the hoovering before I've come home!
One foot on the floor with my shoes still on and this is what I face!
Makes me laugh so hard to see him get irrate about nothing! lolz
2007-11-16 00:02:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 22:29:02 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-11-15 21:22:10 · answer #3 · answered by NinjaJJ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
another good one again
2007-11-16 05:56:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-11-15 21:38:27 · answer #5 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10,
Are you so sure about that jake?................
hahaha.
2007-11-15 21:43:35 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-11-15 22:07:49 · answer #7 · answered by smokeyjoe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋