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Love Lines?

I thought that I could love no other.
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace.
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell.
Except for maybe "go to hell".

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

2007-11-15 21:09:25 · 12 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

those were amazing
have a star
id give you more if i could but sadly i cant

2007-11-15 21:59:21 · answer #1 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 1 0

Really good, as the weekend is just round the corner you inspired me to knock a couple of Vodkas just in case i manage to become a bit creative.
Tanks

2007-11-15 21:28:10 · answer #2 · answered by SMB 3 · 1 0

Funny! 10!

2007-11-15 22:30:11 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

Ha yeah it is exceedingly plenty how i felt the 1st time i felt like i became into in love. sounds like your incredibly experiencing the genuine element sturdy success i'm hoping it lasts a protracted time =]

2016-11-11 19:29:48 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Very funny

2007-11-15 21:24:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 1 0

Great work there jake,* ,10/10.

2007-11-15 21:59:03 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 1 0

Awesome that is great stuff man

2007-11-15 21:21:28 · answer #7 · answered by NinjaJJ 3 · 1 0

that one was brill, u gonna get a star, u cleaver thing,

2007-11-16 05:58:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hehehe

2007-11-16 00:17:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

great material

2007-11-15 21:39:51 · answer #10 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 1 0

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