The Difference Between Work and Prison
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.
In prison you get three meals a day.
At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.
In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.
At work you are just ball-and-chained.
In prison you get your own bathroom.
At work you have to share.
In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work you cannot even speak to your family and friends.
In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.
At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.
In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.
At work there are some programs you can never get out of.
In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic.
At work we have Managers.
2007-11-15 21:11:17 · 7 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha,very funny,10/10.
but............
I think I prefer the 6'X8' cubicle.
2007-11-15 22:02:50 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's an insight into every single day of my working life! Just forwarded this on to some of the guys in work!
2007-11-16 08:12:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess life is what u make out of it, well done for your positive thinking (that is if this was written by a prisoner) otherwise as it is not working for you please please get a new job.
Well done it made me smile
2007-11-16 05:23:41 · answer #3 · answered by SMB 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this sounds like the place where i work.
2007-11-16 13:54:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
too good have a star
2007-11-16 06:01:35 · answer #5 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
nice one
2007-11-16 05:37:16 · answer #6 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So true!!!
2007-11-16 15:39:10 · answer #7 · answered by she_sucks@life 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋