I'm the life of the party ... even if it lasts until 8 p.m.
I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.
I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a darn thing you're saying.
I'm very good at telling stories; over and over and over and over...
I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as cute as mine.
I'm very good at opening childproof caps ... with a hammer.
I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, politicians.
I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.
I'm having trouble remembering simple words like ...
I'm a walking storeroom of facts ... I've just lost the key to the storeroom door.
I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days,
and when did they let kids become policemen.
2007-11-14
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