I'm the life of the party ... even if it lasts until 8 p.m.
I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.
I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a darn thing you're saying.
I'm very good at telling stories; over and over and over and over...
I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as cute as mine.
I'm very good at opening childproof caps ... with a hammer.
I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, politicians.
I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.
I'm having trouble remembering simple words like ...
I'm a walking storeroom of facts ... I've just lost the key to the storeroom door.
I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days,
and when did they let kids become policemen.
2007-11-14 02:54:26 · 18 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so true.lol
2007-11-14 02:56:42 · answer #1 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Amen
2007-11-14 02:58:23 · answer #2 · answered by Pamela 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i like theone about having a store room of knowledge but losing the key hahahaha good ; well maybe its just misplaced though bro mj
2007-11-14 02:59:32 · answer #3 · answered by mjbrightergem33 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very true! They let 12 year olds become doctors and dentists too....
2007-11-14 06:23:28 · answer #4 · answered by jonquilblack 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao sounds like my grandfather....thx for giving me a laugh, keep em coming
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2007-11-14 03:00:35 · answer #5 · answered by Deedee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good and interesting.
2007-11-14 08:04:51 · answer #6 · answered by Sparky 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what a wonderful view of life as a senior!!!!
Can't wait.
very good
2007-11-14 03:15:51 · answer #7 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So funny and so true. Lol
2007-11-14 07:05:19 · answer #8 · answered by .... 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice one thats exactly how i want to be when im that age
2007-11-14 03:54:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-11-14 03:57:20 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's me!
2007-11-14 03:22:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋