A little farm boy comes down to breakfast when his mother asks if he's done his chores. "Not yet," quips the boy to which his mother replys, "No chores, no breakfast." Pissed off, the little boy kicks a chicken while feeding the chooks as one of his chores. And while milking the cows, he kicks a cow. And feeding the pigs, he kicks a pig. Returning, his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "Where's the milk? And where's me bacon and eggs?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick the chicken, so no eggs. And for kicking the pig , no bacon. Likewise, for what you did to the cow, no milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat. The little boy looks up at his mum and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
2007-11-12
23:25:41
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