A little farm boy comes down to breakfast when his mother asks if he's done his chores. "Not yet," quips the boy to which his mother replys, "No chores, no breakfast." Pissed off, the little boy kicks a chicken while feeding the chooks as one of his chores. And while milking the cows, he kicks a cow. And feeding the pigs, he kicks a pig. Returning, his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "Where's the milk? And where's me bacon and eggs?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick the chicken, so no eggs. And for kicking the pig , no bacon. Likewise, for what you did to the cow, no milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat. The little boy looks up at his mum and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
2007-11-12 23:25:41 · 8 answers · asked by zorro 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA! That is VERY funny!
2007-11-12 23:29:09 · answer #1 · answered by berlytea 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i do not get it....you can't kill an animal by kicking it...&& how could you get bacon from a pig just by kicking it? If you kick a cow, it might freakout and squirt milk. And if you kick a chicken, an egg might pop out. So yeah....the only thing that doesnt make any sence is the pig one....please explain people.
2007-11-13 07:30:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-13 08:56:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well action and reaction are equall and opposite
2007-11-13 07:29:58 · answer #4 · answered by Timdel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really like it!!! Pleased that they did not have a Goose!
2007-11-13 07:30:26 · answer #5 · answered by Aleak!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha iv heard it but it still makes me laugh
2007-11-13 07:28:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GREAT DISCIPLINE !! I DONT THINK HIS DAD WILL KICK THE CAT AGAIN
2007-11-13 07:35:47 · answer #7 · answered by woolly worm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. :-)
2007-11-13 08:25:23 · answer #8 · answered by jessika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋