A bloke see's an advert in the pet shop, talkin centipede
1000 pounds. he buys it takes it home in a small box and after 30 mins he opens the box and asks if it would like to go for a pint, the centipede doesen't answer, raising his voice
he repeats the question, still no reply, gettin angry thinkin he's been done he shouts the question at which the centipede sticks his head out and says "I heard you the first time ! I was putting my fuc*ing shoes on'' !!!======Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen. Why didn't report it? A. The thief was spending less then his wife.======Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in? A. The dog. Once he's in, he shuts up!=======Two men are drinking beer and fishing one day and almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, one man says to the other, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife.
She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months."
2007-11-10
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