A bloke see's an advert in the pet shop, talkin centipede
1000 pounds. he buys it takes it home in a small box and after 30 mins he opens the box and asks if it would like to go for a pint, the centipede doesen't answer, raising his voice
he repeats the question, still no reply, gettin angry thinkin he's been done he shouts the question at which the centipede sticks his head out and says "I heard you the first time ! I was putting my fuc*ing shoes on'' !!!======Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen. Why didn't report it? A. The thief was spending less then his wife.======Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in? A. The dog. Once he's in, he shuts up!=======Two men are drinking beer and fishing one day and almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, one man says to the other, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife.
She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months."
2007-11-10 17:48:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The 2nd man continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully
says, "You better think that over for a little while.
Women like that are hard to find."
2007-11-10 17:48:58 · update #1
haha lovely *
2007-11-10 19:35:10 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-04-03 07:04:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny oldies 9/10
2007-11-10 18:10:00 · answer #3 · answered by PC 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That centipede one is so funny and cute LOL!
2007-11-10 18:01:33 · answer #4 · answered by Your A DWARF ON STILTS!!! 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the jokes, well done, yes, funny.
2007-11-10 18:06:52 · answer #5 · answered by ali martino 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very funny especially this early ona Sunday!!
2007-11-10 17:53:26 · answer #6 · answered by j.pee69 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
l like the last one. lt's the best of the three.
2007-11-10 18:13:51 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,very funny.
2007-11-10 22:30:37 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-10 23:55:30 · answer #9 · answered by mal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
keep the one you have.lol
2007-11-10 23:27:01 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋