Bottle of wine
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold
Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in
mysterious
ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women
drivers. The woman says, "So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm
a
woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're
unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in
peace
for
the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a
sign from God!" But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be
allowed
to drive.
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My
car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his hea
2007-11-01
10:51:58
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