Bottle of wine
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold
Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in
mysterious
ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women
drivers. The woman says, "So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm
a
woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're
unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in
peace
for
the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a
sign from God!" But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be
allowed
to drive.
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My
car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his hea
2007-11-01 10:51:58 · 18 answers · asked by sage seeker 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
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in agreement,
opens
it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to
the
man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with us.
2007-11-01 10:53:28 · update #1
To those who can't appreciate a joke - yes, I have a day job...I am now at home enjoying myself! Try it - you may like it! ;-)
2007-11-01 11:04:46 · update #2
Sage, that is precious. Thanks for the laugh and the reminder that I have a glass of wine calling my name!
2007-11-01 11:35:50 · answer #1 · answered by Gladys 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I loved this. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. I thought it meant concerning my cheating ex husband, but it works for this also. LOL
2007-11-02 06:33:41 · answer #2 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh the miracles of womanhood! I'll clink my glass with yours! LOL
2007-11-01 11:50:24 · answer #3 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't since I am one. As for the story, I wouldn't dream of such tactics, but then I'm not an evil...
2007-11-01 11:37:17 · answer #4 · answered by Dianne m 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That will teach men to mess with us. Funny, very funny! LOL
As I get older, I guess I don't put up with getting messed with to much.
2007-11-01 11:01:06 · answer #5 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I knopw one woman I ain't messin' with -- you conniving wascally wabbit you (guffaw))
2007-11-01 12:23:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thanks Sage! I don't expect to have an accident but if I do, at least I have a good idea how to handle it. ROFL!
2007-11-01 11:35:35 · answer #7 · answered by Wet Doggie 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Saw it coming, but it was funny anyway. Nice one, sage. Goldwing
2007-11-01 10:58:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
You right don't mess with woman.
2007-11-02 05:46:58 · answer #9 · answered by LDJ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...yet u havent executed the humorous tale! "interest lady readers: it is the tip of the humorous tale for you. quit right here and proceed feeling solid ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... Male Readers: The husband gets a heart attack 10 cases milder :) "
2016-11-09 23:39:22 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋