A Cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. He
asks the man for his name.
"Fred," he replies.
"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood, doesn't smell alcohol, and thinks he
might just give the fellow a break and
write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So the officer then presses
him for the last name.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along
with it.
"Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The man replies, "It's a, long story, so stay with me."
"I was born Fred Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used
to tease me all the
time. So I stayed to myself, studied hard, and got good grades.
When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through
college, medical school,
internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred
Dingaling, MD.
"After a while I
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