A Cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. He
asks the man for his name.
"Fred," he replies.
"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood, doesn't smell alcohol, and thinks he
might just give the fellow a break and
write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So the officer then presses
him for the last name.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along
with it.
"Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The man replies, "It's a, long story, so stay with me."
"I was born Fred Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used
to tease me all the
time. So I stayed to myself, studied hard, and got good grades.
When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through
college, medical school,
internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred
Dingaling, MD.
"After a while I
2007-10-27 09:22:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to
school. Dentistry was my
dream! Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred
Dingaling, MD, DDS.
"Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my
assistant and she gave me VD.
So now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I
was Fred Dingaling,
MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS
because of the VD,
so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the
VD took away my
Dingaling, so now I'm just Fred." The officer walked away in tears,
laughing.
2007-10-27 09:22:50 · update #1
LMFAO! I wish Fred had been around when I got pulled over in Tennessee ;)
2007-10-30 03:38:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, told similar! Gave u a star because I like it!
2016-04-10 21:50:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Passed this by a couple of times. Glad I clicked on it!(Hope noone takes my clicker away!)
2007-10-27 09:49:43 · answer #3 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha i like it
it made me laugh
lmao
2007-10-27 09:34:23 · answer #4 · answered by ♫ღ♥Samantha B™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
star for you coz you made me laugh too.
2007-10-27 09:27:51 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wrong category........anyways that was so funny and confusing at the first time
2007-10-27 09:30:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hilarious.......too bad ill never be able to remember it all to tell to someone....GREAT joke tho
2007-10-27 09:31:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
rotflmao.
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<3
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2007-10-27 09:27:05 · answer #8 · answered by cChiKisS 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao--or was that my dingaling.
2007-10-27 09:27:07 · answer #9 · answered by Dianne m 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wrong catagory dude!!!!!
2007-10-27 09:26:31 · answer #10 · answered by bobemac 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋