All categories - 27 September 2007

I just got married, and I think my dog is in love with my new husband. When he comes home, she runs to the car, jumps in and jumps on his lap and kisses him. I have to pull her away to get my kiss, and then she cries!
She is so happy when he comes home that it takes at least 30 min. for her to settle down.
She is constantly at his side, and has her spot on the sofa next to him. When I get close, she kicks at me so she can wiggle between us. When he goes to the bathroom, she waits outside the door.
She sleeps on his pillow, and then between us in the middle of the night. In the morning, she jumps on her hind legs ( like a pogo stick) and crys if he does not kiss her goodbye like he does me.
When he kisses me in the morning in bed, she growls at us and pushes her way between us. I have to hold her twisting and wiggling little body when he leaves, or else she will run out the door.

I have never seen her behave like this! Is this normal?

2007-09-27 01:11:39 · 15 answers · asked by devie 3 in Dogs

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Men, do you find the Olsen twins attractive?

2007-09-27 01:11:08 · 14 answers · asked by merii776 1 in Polls & Surveys

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How can I find out if my BF has truly given up phone sex and porn?

Give me hints and ways to find out so that I know for sure, because a female called me and told me that she had phone sex with him 3 weeks ago. I want to end this once and for all. He denied it up and down, back and forth, although he looked very scared and guilty. lol! I was upset but now Im calming down. I cannot invest any of my emotion and time into a rat bastard who is going to be rubbing one out, everytime Im not there (we don't live together). He has a bird, I wish it was a parrot, maybe the parrot would tell me.. damn!

Any spy programs ANYTHING so that I can track him? I want to collect evidence and when he lies to me again, I will show him the evidence and he can stfu and stop denying it.

He's just got one more chance, and then he's history!!!

Please help with ideas, Im serious, no jokes, I need to know the best way to catch him at his own BS!

2007-09-27 01:10:59 · 25 answers · asked by Jen 1 in Law Enforcement & Police

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Let's think about fast food. Do you ever go through the drive thru and say this is "to go"?

2007-09-27 01:10:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Why are hispanic-Mexican people so short?

Native American and Spanish people generally arent short, and these are the two ethnic groups of people that Mexicans came from. So, how did Mexicans end up being so much shorter than them?

2007-09-27 01:10:53 · 21 answers · asked by CaliDude 1 in Immigration

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If you could be really scary for one day, who would you scare first?

2007-09-27 01:10:52 · 14 answers · asked by Jay Seven 6 in Polls & Surveys

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accreditation for online universities?

if an online university is accredited by the Accrediting Commission of the Distance Education and Training Council (DETC). and is also endorsed by the National Academy of Opticianry (NAO). is this university legit? and will i be able to transfer credits?

2007-09-27 01:10:47 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

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do you respect others?

And who are the people you don't respect(without mentioning names)?, and why don't you respect them?

~have a wonderful day~ : )

2007-09-27 01:10:33 · 13 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Other - Society & Culture

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what legal obligation do these landlords have?

we are supposed to be moving this weekend into a house my husband's boss's mom (sorry) owns. we have given our 30 day notice at our current residence and need to be out of here by the 1st which is monday. we went over and looked at the new house over a month ago and they were doing some work on the house like painting, getting rid of the fireants, and fixing things up. my husband has been talking with them all along and they have been telling him all the stuff theyve gotten done, one of the main things was the carpet in one of the bedrooms was in terrible shape and they said they were replacing it, well my husband met with them last weekend and gave them more than half of the move in money and got the key so we could start moving stuff in this week so we wouldnt have to do it all in one day, they said they were almost done painting but we couldnt start moving stuff in just yet and they would call us when they were done, they never called us so we called them last night....

2007-09-27 01:10:32 · 3 answers · asked by domsmom701 3 in Renting & Real Estate

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Why are the Republicans(like Hasert)retiring AFTER losing Congress?

Rather then before losing Congress? They don't find it fun being in the minority?

2007-09-27 01:10:19 · 7 answers · asked by Josh 2 in Politics

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Why can't women in their 30's come to terms with the fact that men just want to sleep with them?

As a 55yr old man I am a little too old to go after young women in their 20's and I find women in their 40's to be generally ghastly so I date women in their 30's.

Problem is they all want to get married. As the owner of a private mental health practice in Minnesota they seem to view me as an excellent prospect for marriage. But I've never been married considering I could just find a woman I don't like and just give her a house, negating the whole purpose of marriage, so it's not on the table. Nevertheless they don't seem to accept that when I dump them when their complaining that I haven't married them yet becomes too much to bear and go ballistic about it. I've even had to take to concealing video cameras in my bedroom and breaking up with them in a car park which has video surveillance because they occasionally file assault or rape charges. I make a tidy sum from suing for false allegations but I digress.

Can't they just accept that the purpose of marriage means I won't marry?

2007-09-27 01:10:06 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Gender Studies

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Are some of the people who are fainting and having seizures at televised revivals just hamming it up . .?

for the cameras?

How can you tell the difference?

2007-09-27 01:10:05 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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ladies do you have secret fantasy?

one you say I never want to go through with but really deep inside you do?

2007-09-27 01:09:53 · 10 answers · asked by me1234529 1 in Marriage & Divorce

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help please computer driving me mad aaarrrgggghhhhhh!?

when i go to close my pages they freeze and a message pops up saying internet explorer has stopped working,it comes back on but it's happening regularly,any advice helpful please

2007-09-27 01:09:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Internet

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what are your top 5 favorite tv shows??

2007-09-27 01:09:31 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Help Mortgage lenders!! I am suppose to close on a house today!?

I was suppose to close on a loan today at 3pm and the loan officer calls me up last night at 6 pm and said that she didnt factor in the right amount on the real estate taxes, PMI, and house insurance. Now the payment she quoted us from the beginning and what was on the Good Faith Estimate has jumped $300. She says there is nothing else she can do? What are my rights here. I feel like she has done us wrong. I have paid out of pocket to put a contract on this house and for the appraisal and for the termite inspection. Now the night before closing she tells us all this. Please help!! We really want this house and would like to close on it but I cannot agree on what the payments have jumped to!

2007-09-27 01:09:28 · 9 answers · asked by reni768 1 in Renting & Real Estate

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Is there anything special about not including the RELIGION in your list of catagories ?

2007-09-27 01:09:03 · 2 answers · asked by Dasar 2 in Religion & Spirituality

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will it be too late if i get my associate degree in Nursing and become RN in the year 2012?

2007-09-27 01:08:51 · 8 answers · asked by di_cassano 4 in Health Care

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REPUBLICAN PARTY ? was there any , PRESIDENTS from that's party had ever links in any SEXS-SCANDALS ? --->>

BEFORE , WHILE OR AFTER , THEMS HAD BEEN THE PRESIDENTS ? , if to compares with others parties.

2007-09-27 01:08:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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is there a mc millan engineering college in munich germany?

2007-09-27 01:08:47 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Munich

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which of these short jokes is the worst...?

.A preacher goes into a bar and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the corner. The preacher says "My son, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?" The drunk says "When I die? Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now."
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A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door to leave when the bartender yells, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The drunk replies, "That's not a lion! It's a giraffe."
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A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. As he sits there, the jar of nuts on the bar tells him what a nice shirt he is wearing. Disturbed by this, he goes to the cigarette vending machine to buy a pack of smokes. As he approaches the machine, it starts screaming and shouting at him. He runs to the bar and explains this to the barman. The barman apologizes and says "The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order"!

2007-09-27 01:08:46 · 11 answers · asked by ? 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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If you could bring back any old tv show what would it be?

When it came out it just picks up where it left off.

2007-09-27 01:08:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What makes you Jump Up and Down?

2007-09-27 01:08:24 · 12 answers · asked by Jay Seven 6 in Polls & Surveys

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My spanish teacher said we could have pets but no rodents, cats, dogs, or obviously horses. Any good ideas?

2007-09-27 01:07:53 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pets