.A preacher goes into a bar and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the corner. The preacher says "My son, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?" The drunk says "When I die? Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now."
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A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door to leave when the bartender yells, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The drunk replies, "That's not a lion! It's a giraffe."
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A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. As he sits there, the jar of nuts on the bar tells him what a nice shirt he is wearing. Disturbed by this, he goes to the cigarette vending machine to buy a pack of smokes. As he approaches the machine, it starts screaming and shouting at him. He runs to the bar and explains this to the barman. The barman apologizes and says "The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order"!
2007-09-27 01:08:46 · 11 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
because I'm still drunk from last night I find them all damn hilarious!
2007-09-27 02:01:15 · answer #1 · answered by Toolman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
3
2007-09-27 08:16:30 · answer #2 · answered by ღ_Chrome_ღ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My rating from worst to best
#2-the worst
#3- a little better
and
#1 is the best of the worst
They're all pretty bad really! :)
2007-09-27 08:33:10 · answer #3 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Number 2 is the worse.
2007-09-27 08:12:16 · answer #4 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol number 3 is the worst but i still had a laugh :) typo
2007-09-27 18:41:29 · answer #5 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
number 1 was hte only funny one, but i still don't understand number 3, 2 was just dumb
2007-09-27 09:23:42 · answer #6 · answered by gothpunkrocker91 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are all pretty bad, but I vote for joke one.
2007-09-27 08:19:40 · answer #7 · answered by Ford 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the third is the worst.
2007-09-27 08:18:46 · answer #8 · answered by timekiller unlimited 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll go with three.
2007-09-27 12:39:15 · answer #9 · answered by Widgi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the 3rd!!! it sucks!!
2007-09-27 08:48:57 · answer #10 · answered by AnTon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋