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Kermit's undivided attention.

2007-09-27 01:12:07 · 12 answers · asked by grassmonkeys 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Hahahaha, I'm a sucker for a Kermit joke and this one's a winner!!!

Fact: My very first joke was "What's green and smells?" (Kermit's bum) Hahahaha

2007-09-27 12:47:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you have 2 green fuzzy balls in your hands, it looks like you're ready to play tennis. All you need now is a racket and a court.

2016-05-19 22:35:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

You have the final stage of blue balls. There is no hope,just wait and they will eventually fall off.A butterfly bandage will do just fine to control the bleeding. Good luck and may God have mercy on your soul.

2007-09-27 01:53:17 · answer #3 · answered by Dave R 4 · 0 0

the incredible hulks undivided attention. think BIG

2007-09-27 02:12:11 · answer #4 · answered by boris the spider 5 · 0 0

Hahaha i was thinking it was something to do with bollocks :) either that or someone with a well freaky disease.

Nice one, made me smile at work, and thats a novelty these days.

2007-09-27 01:21:43 · answer #5 · answered by thecoldvoiceofreason 6 · 0 0

I would have thought tennis balls, but that one is better--haha!

2007-09-27 01:28:07 · answer #6 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0 0

PMSL ha ha very good

2007-09-27 01:15:28 · answer #7 · answered by Redz 4 · 0 0

haha bet there not that big

2007-09-27 01:16:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha ha ha.Funny.

2007-09-27 01:55:40 · answer #9 · answered by the only rtr5! 3 · 0 0

:) Funny

2007-09-27 02:10:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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