Defination of a doctor-
A PERSON WHO CURES YOU ILL BY PILL AND KILL U BY HIS BILL......
SON: Dad,have u ever been to EGYPT?
FATHER:No,Why do u ask that?
SON: Well,where did u get this MUMMY then?
JUDGE:Do u have any last wish before u r hanged?
PRISONER:Yes, your Honour.I want to eat some mangoes.
JUDGE:But it is not a mango season.
PRISONER:Never mind i will wait....!!!!!
POLICEMAN: Have u ever worked?
THIEF: Yes
POLICEMAN: Where?
THIEF:Here and there
POLICEMAN:Doing what?
THIEF:That and this...
POLICEMAN: When?
THIEF: Now and then
POLICEMAN: Lock him up.......!!!!!!!
THIEF: When will they release meee????
POLICEMAN: Soon or later....!!!!
COUSTOMER: what a nasty food...!!!!! Even donkeys don't like such stuff....!!!
WAITER:how do u know,sir....??????
TEACHER: correct the sentence. ''A bull and a cow r grazing in the field''....
RON: cow & a bull r grazing in the field.
TEACHER:How?
RON: Ladies first...!!!!
2007-08-14
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