Defination of a doctor-
A PERSON WHO CURES YOU ILL BY PILL AND KILL U BY HIS BILL......
SON: Dad,have u ever been to EGYPT?
FATHER:No,Why do u ask that?
SON: Well,where did u get this MUMMY then?
JUDGE:Do u have any last wish before u r hanged?
PRISONER:Yes, your Honour.I want to eat some mangoes.
JUDGE:But it is not a mango season.
PRISONER:Never mind i will wait....!!!!!
POLICEMAN: Have u ever worked?
THIEF: Yes
POLICEMAN: Where?
THIEF:Here and there
POLICEMAN:Doing what?
THIEF:That and this...
POLICEMAN: When?
THIEF: Now and then
POLICEMAN: Lock him up.......!!!!!!!
THIEF: When will they release meee????
POLICEMAN: Soon or later....!!!!
COUSTOMER: what a nasty food...!!!!! Even donkeys don't like such stuff....!!!
WAITER:how do u know,sir....??????
TEACHER: correct the sentence. ''A bull and a cow r grazing in the field''....
RON: cow & a bull r grazing in the field.
TEACHER:How?
RON: Ladies first...!!!!
2007-08-14 06:44:07 · 18 answers · asked by Sana 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha...all r good but soon or later & ladies first ...r better.
2007-08-15 18:20:31 · answer #1 · answered by shaktimaan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-08-14 07:33:55 · answer #2 · answered by Jellybean had her little bean 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny !!! I love the first and the last one the most.
2007-08-17 17:23:34 · answer #3 · answered by Brilliant Queen (BQ)_forever !!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAhaaa
2007-08-14 18:09:05 · answer #4 · answered by *♥sugar♥* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol those are cute!!!!
You get a star! <3
Keep up the good work!
2007-08-18 13:03:24 · answer #5 · answered by teanah203 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard all of them except the last two jokes...i thought they were ok... and the rest boring....
2007-08-18 06:53:53 · answer #6 · answered by T.S.N.M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! Those were so mirthful! LMFAO! You deserve a Star!!!
2007-08-17 00:51:28 · answer #7 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like them hun :) a star for youuuuuu ....
2007-08-14 07:45:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao those are funny =]
2007-08-14 06:50:52 · answer #9 · answered by ...I Just Wanted My Phone Call.. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is this ur own questions?haha
2007-08-19 00:15:55 · answer #10 · answered by HumanBeingOnEarth! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋