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The Broken Mower
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept
hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had
something
else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always
something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I
arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily
snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently
for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute,
and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well
sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a
limp.
Moral to this story : Marriage is a relationship in which one
person is always right, and the other is the husband.
2007-08-06
09:24:52
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